If you’re a Republican or a Democrat

You’re a retard.

These parties have sold out every last American industry. The only things we even compete in now are Fracing and making movies. We don’t even have access to the world’s premier cars, telecom, drones, surveillance, or artificial intelligence. If you can’t beat ‘em, ban ‘em: the new American slogan. This is embarrassing. We have most of the talent in the world but our legal, regulatory and healthcare systems suck half our productivity before we even get started.