re: i really want to know the history between this woman and this chicken

Our rooster got it in his head one day that he hated my wife. From that moment on, if she was in sight he was in attack mode. He was in the pecking order stage, he tried it with me, he got a boot and we've been cool since.

So I tell my wife, you're gonna have to kick his arse and he will back off. Well, my wife isn't super coordinated, he squared up on her and she went to kick him in the chest. She missed and kicked him square in the head, then she did it again, and then one more time.

His arse was stumbling around, his waddle turned white, he was punch drunk.

Hasn't squared up on anyone since though