re: Why can’t fairs and festivals have good beer options?

The prospect of carnival/food truck dining is the biggest fricking scam currently going ever, excluding all the big ones like birds, a round earth, Hellen Keller, banking and anything at all to do with foreign nations and people. You sit outside in the GD heat and order an overpriced main and have to pay overpriced prices for sides. Your kids won't order from the same stand/truck. Then you have to go sit a filthy park bench with a beeper that is contaminated with the plague and sit there with your thumb up your arse with either a hot beer or a liquorless margarita. Nothing comes out at the same time and you inevitably leave hungry because flies eat most of your shite. In summation, frick fairs and food trucks.