Dig out your yearbook. Check out those entries again. (reeeally read them. You will be embarrassed even if you're alone.)

Here are a Bakers Dozen entries-styles I noticed:

1. "Have a great summer! xoxo" (HUH?? -- you really did NOT know each other at ALL)

2. The person who you also didn't know well, yet they managed to take up an entire page anyway with their huge John Hancock and lazy, generic entry: "Stay the good person you are!"

3. The good bud in your gang who continually stalled, putting off their inscription until they absolutely had to -- finally desperately scrawling a half-hearted, lame-memory "Always remember the party at Henry's!" zzzzz.....)

4. The guy (or girl) who lacking all situational awareness by writing down your Senior Year's most embarrassing event -- so everybody else could read it as their entry.

5. The person who wrote whatever it was sloppy that you still can't decode their drunken message today.

6. The loud beastly broad who somehow got their hands on YOUR yearbook and wrote, "Remember...blah-blah fun at Friendlys!!" (the one time she happened to be grazing 3 tables away from yours)

7. The chick who you secretly had a crush on who had a boyfriend, writing, "Wish we knew each other".

8. The Junior who dropped their "Nice knowing you in 5th Period Study" bomb smack-dab in the middle of the page so everyone else had to read it while curving their message around it.

9. The person who drew mustaches and vulgar ad libs on other disliked grads'' photos

10. The loser who you didn't really want to sign your yearbook but asked to sign yours, so…

11. The person who thought you and your buds were waaay better friends with them than you were...

12. The person signed just their name in your yearbook like it was autograph.

13. The OT 5 chick who wrote, "See you next year!!" big and loopy ( In other words: "Meh. This is the last time we are ever seeing each other.")

Frankly, my yearbook and entries still make me cringe. The signing experience was a Hiroshima disaster. HS memories though were B+.