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re: What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke?
Posted on 3/27/24 at 6:22 pm to concrete_tiger
Posted on 3/27/24 at 6:22 pm to concrete_tiger
There are so many, but here are a few of my favorites:
"This shirt is Dry Clean Only. Which means...it's dirty."
"I'm staying at a hotel that is superstitious. They don't have a 13th floor but c'mon people on the 14th floor...you know what floor you're really on. Jump out the window and you'll die earlier!"
"I went to the grocery store to buy some oranges. The cashier asked if I wanted a bag. I said, 'Oh no man, I juggle but I can only juggle 3. So if I'm ever here buying more than that...fuggin BAG 'EM UP!"
"This shirt is Dry Clean Only. Which means...it's dirty."
"I'm staying at a hotel that is superstitious. They don't have a 13th floor but c'mon people on the 14th floor...you know what floor you're really on. Jump out the window and you'll die earlier!"
"I went to the grocery store to buy some oranges. The cashier asked if I wanted a bag. I said, 'Oh no man, I juggle but I can only juggle 3. So if I'm ever here buying more than that...fuggin BAG 'EM UP!"
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 6:39 pm to xGeauxLSUx
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I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
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