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Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:14 am to
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:14 am to
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What if you, all of sudden, had proof your faith and religion were for naught? What if, all of a sudden, we all did?


I’m not religious but I do believe we’re created by a higher power. Far too many coincidences to believe anything else.


The way I see it - God, aliens (not of this earth) could all mean the same thing. So this would be affirmation, not an existential crisis.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:09 am to
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I’m not religious but I do believe we’re created by a higher power. Far too many coincidences to believe anything else.


The way I see it - God, aliens (not of this earth) could all mean the same thing. So this would be affirmation, not an existential crisis.
Our creator is not the “god” of the Jews, Christians or Islam.

The religious god(s) were a nasty race of drug using, murderous space aliens called the Elohim as a whole or EL as individuals.

Gabri-EL, Micha-EL, Rapha-EL, Uri-EL, Jeremi-EL, Ari-EL, and so on.

Lucifer was originally Sami-EL but got pissed off in a tiff with the head of the Council, EL-ELYon (god most high) and rejected that title.

The brainwashed Jews named their country for them as Isra-EL.

They abused the Jews for thousands of years, resulting in the Jewish people having a bad case of Stockholm Syndrome to praise their abusers.

As galactic radiation levels began changing and reducing their vitality, most left. A few stragglers were killed by our ancestors a couple of thousand years ago, leading to our current celebration of No-EL.

The biblical gods are nasty, adrenochrome huffing bastards that treat humans as cattle, I.e. the goyim.

Run if you see one sometime and regroup when you can

ETA: If you can’t get away, the proper greeting is, H’EL-LO as you bow or grovel. Alternatively it is acceptable to use the Polynesian version, EL-LO-HA.
This post was edited on 1/11/24 at 9:03 am
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