Any State Guard Members here?

I'm in the state guard - select recon assault group - alpha. I speak English, Spanish, and Body Language. I can turn a ceiling fan into a drone and survive on nothing but Ultra Processed Food. I am proficient in every weapon made, even ghost weapons. But, all my records were destroyed in a fire so technically I'm off the books now, much like the FBI agents at the Capitol on Jan 6. Let's meet at Sonic and I'll show you my challenge coin to prove that I'm real.

Is this you?


Edit for typo - if you're a real operator you'll know what that means.

I could be wrong but Wolfhound may be a Fl SG