re: Rock (wife) between (me) Hard place (my family)

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Did you cough, sneeze, or feel like you have a headache within 24 hours of the event.
Just say you got the crud and do not want to go to avoid spreading it.

Or
Do you believe you will go to the bathroom within 24 hours of the vent.
You may have explosive diarrhea.

Hey, your not a doctor and how would you know. wink wink!

Always works getting out of family events.

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