Va Tech, drank a bottle of Makers Mark. Jumped on the train as it was riding down Nich. then jumped off and thought I broke my leg. Girlfriend broke up with me at the game, almost got my arse kicked twice, once by a guy who I kept spilling my snuck in whickey on and the second by a cop who had me handcuffed and pinned up to a tree outside of the stadium after I told him I would kick his arse for helping me off the street that I was passed out on. Made my way over to Walk ons where I fell down the steps inside on my way out to the Mechanical Bull that I threw up on as I proceded to set the record for shortest bullride ever. High fived shaq just before I fell into the bushes and lost my sunglasses, convinced my girlfriend to take me back. Then take me to walmart where we bought a metal detector and spent the next three hours outside of Walkons using it to try to find my lost sunglasses. Does this come close to winner?
BTW that terrific lady is now my fiance!!!

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Posted by AMS13

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Member since Oct 2008

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Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:42 pm to TEXASTIGER22

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TEXASTIGER22
The Drunkest You've ever been at Tiger Stadium...
Va Tech, drank a bottle of Makers Mark. Jumped on the train as it was riding down Nich. then jumped off and thought I broke my leg. Girlfriend broke up with me at the game, almost got my arse kicked twice, once by a guy who I kept spilling my snuck in whickey on and the second by a cop who had me handcuffed and pinned up to a tree outside of the stadium after I told him I would kick his arse for helping me off the street that I was passed out on. Made my way over to Walk ons where I fell down the steps inside on my way out to the Mechanical Bull that I threw up on as I proceded to set the record for shortest bullride ever. High fived shaq just before I fell into the bushes and lost my sunglasses, convinced my girlfriend to take me back. Then take me to walmart where we bought a metal detector and spent the next three hours outside of Walkons using it to try to find my lost sunglasses. Does this come close to winner?
BTW that terrific lady is now my fiance!!!

WOW!!! This is going to be tough to beat!