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re: Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial.
Posted on 3/29/23 at 3:55 pm to LSUDAN1
Posted on 3/29/23 at 3:55 pm to LSUDAN1
For everyone not knowing what's going on, google the clip where she states her version in her mind (on the stand).
She claims he ran into her from behind but before he was grunting and making sexual noises so she thought it was a pervert skiing into her, pressing into her body soothing himself.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Because we all know that we all ski while grunting and press our bodies up against ski bitches on the slopes. WTF?
Her version is hilarious. And when she says "it costs us a half day of skiing". THE HORROR!
She claims he ran into her from behind but before he was grunting and making sexual noises so she thought it was a pervert skiing into her, pressing into her body soothing himself.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Because we all know that we all ski while grunting and press our bodies up against ski bitches on the slopes. WTF?
Her version is hilarious. And when she says "it costs us a half day of skiing". THE HORROR!
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Posted on 3/29/23 at 3:56 pm to CrappyPants
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pressing into her body soothing himself.
would that be wrong?
Posted on 3/29/23 at 5:47 pm to CrappyPants
quote:
For everyone not knowing what's going on, google the clip where she states her version in her mind (on the stand).
She claims he ran into her from behind but before he was grunting and making sexual noises so she thought it was a pervert skiing into her, pressing into her body soothing himself.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Because we all know that we all ski while grunting and press our bodies up against ski bitches on the slopes. WTF? Her version is hilarious.
Watching it it doesn't sound unreasonable at all LINK
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