re: Ana de Armas criticizes NC-17 rating for her Marilyn Monroe biopic "Blonde"

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Perhaps there's an unofficial rule of f-bombs-per-minute.

For the theatrical cut of SP: BLU, the total number of f-bombs is 146. But in 1995, Casino had 422 f-bombs. That's a difference of nearly 300. Even if we assume they had to cut a lot out to appease the censors, that's quite a lot to cut out. The movie dialogue would probably be nearly incoherent with that many f-bombs.

On the other hand, if it were f-bombs/minute, it would make more sense. South Park: BLU is 81 minutes, but Casino is 178 minutes.

As that stands, it is

South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut - 1.80 fricks per minute.

Casino - 2.37 fricks per minute.

So, you can see that just by adding 50 more fricks, SP: BLU's frick-per-minute rate would increase to beyond Casino's frick-per-minute peak.


Sorry to be so analytical about the word "frick."

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