re: Would you rather $5000 cash or 10,000 spins on a $1 slot machine?

It would take you three full days sitting in front of a slot machine to spin it 10,000 times. And then the casino would make you fill out a tax form when you cashed in your winnings, which would probably cut them down to $6000 with normal odds.

Assuming one of Biden's new IRS agents isn't present, I'm taking the $5000 cash and going out and spending the next three days doing something a lot more enjoyable than staring at a noisy slot machine surrounded by trashy seniors.