re: Amber Heard dropped a deuce in Johnny Depp's bed

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Like my grandfather used to say…”90% of all pleasure and 90% of all misery in your life will come from your spouse…choose wisely”

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That’s a very polite version of what I heard years after my parents split, hanging with dear old dad, “And ya see, son, that’s the problem marrying a woman. They control 50% of all your worldly possessions, but 100% of the pussy.”


Dad facts take 15-20 years, on average, to sink in or make sense.