re: Do you believe in an afterlife?

After a good night's rest St. Peter wakes me up with a cup of coffee... The best ever cup of coffee. I follow him through the gates to a table with the best breakfast spread ever and Jesus and some decioles say sup. Then Jesus holds a fishing tournament for all of us. Then we watch some earth football after getting off the lake. We have some heavenly burgers. I get reunited with my dogs that passed before me.

Something along those lines.