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Mike Ditka Says He Didn't Fart On ESPN
Adam Hunger-USA TODAY Sports
You can be the judge on whether Mike Ditka farted during a Cris Carter story during ESPN’s “Monday Night Countdown” Monday night. But Da Coach is denying it. Ditka told the Chicago Sun-Times...
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“It wasn’t me,” “Believe me, I’m to the point in my life where it doesn’t matter. One day I’ll be happy if I can leave a fart. Right now, it wasn’t me. I don’t care what they think. They can think anything they want.”
I'm sure farting to him is like breathing, it's happening all day and he doesn't even know he's doing it.
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SG_Geaux104 months
WHO CARES !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Grit-Eating Shin104 months
What the hell does "One day I’ll be happy if I can leave a fart" mean? Seriously. Does he mean "trust" a fart??
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Jagd Tiger104 months

Grit-Eating Shin - 1 hour ago
What the hell does "One day I’ll be happy if I can leave a fart" mean?

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would assume it means "SERIOUS" constipation.. but I think Ditka is a guy you can take at his word when he says "I don't mind tellin ya if I farted"... I mean why would he, right?
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