wiz khaweefa

I'd rather lick white dog shite than watch or listen to Coldplay...

Yeah accidentally called my wife once....

[quote]Dude is like JJ Watt x1000 on the attention whore scale.[/quote] I think JJ is a nice guy...

[quote] In a Puritan Amish sort of way....[/quote] Sounds like the perfect woman to me...

[quote]Ruse or not, you NEVER, EVER tell the enemy shite in the open but we have too many asshats that can't STFU[/quote] It's not like the Air Force reinvented the wheel here. It's pretty basic knowledge to turn your location services off. It's obvious that these terrorists are mouth breathers....

[quote] Upon his arrest, Porche was carrying four zip-lock bags containing urine. Two of the bags had descriptions written on them--"old woman" and “young, high heels, should drink.”[/quote] For science I'm sure....

[quote]She was addicted to adderall and a sex addict.[/quote] So she likes to party and have sex all the time? I do not see a problem here....

The Swamp People Movie: Willie Goes To College...

My wife found out I cheated on her and got genital warts when she was out of town. I told her I was hacked. She didn't buy it....

[quote]Turquoise in Orange Beach. Condos are awesome, great pools with a bar right by them, lazy river and close to the beach.[/quote] This all day long. The nicest place we've ever went....