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re: Need an explanation on homosexuality

Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:52 am to
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:52 am to
Trying WAAAAY too hard.


So.....you guys are saying that when our animal buddies acting out their "natural" behavior and opposite sex animal walks by letting the homo animials know she's ready to give up the business; what are the two boys doing their "natural" act going to do?

Are they going to keep enjoying each other or are they going to try to kill each other trying to get the "P" first? Yep, "NATURAL" will win every time.

Sorry boys to burst your bubble.
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 9:57 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109396 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:03 am to
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bamarep


You're an idiot.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:03 am to
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Trying WAAAAY too hard.


So.....you guys are saying that when our animal buddies acting out their "natural" behavior and opposite sex animal walks by letting the homo animials know she's ready to give up the business; what are the two boys doing their "natural" act going to do?

Are they going to keep enjoying each other or are they going to try to kill each other trying to get the "P" first? Yep, "NATURAL" will win every time.

Sorry boys to burst your bubble.

Sounds like you're just making shite up. Also, it sounds like you enjoyed thinking about gay animal sex a little too much. You probably shouldn't be allowed within 1000 ft of animal shelters.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:04 am to
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What is not clear to me is why in states which don't formally recognize Gay Marriage do Gay Friendly Churches not put marriage programs together -- Legally and Ceremonially.
At conclusion of the ceremony the couple would sign contractual papers collected together in a packet, and including basics like Health Care Proxies, a Durable Power of Attorney, a Joint Tenancy Agreement, a Cohabitation Agreement, etc., even perhaps a Will. The state wouldn't even have a say.

Why isn't it clear to you?
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
124298 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:06 am to
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Why isn't it clear to you?
Because if I had a personal stake in the issue, that is what I'd do.
Posted by Speys and Tays
Member since Dec 2014
340 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:10 am to
Twenty six pages for this?

Bedroom business is personal. Leave it be.
Judeo Christian beliefs personal. Leave it be.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:13 am to
What I want to know is, if being gay is so natural, where are all the gay plants? Checkmate, pole fancies.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51816 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:34 am to
Making shite up? REALLY? That's just epic. Look, you guys want to do the deed that's fine. Just don't try to justify your conscious choice off on the rest of humanity as a "natural act" because that's just bullshite.

Yes, my example was probably an ill conceived attempt at humor. It also happens to be EXACTLY how it would go down in "nature."

Carry on.........
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 10:48 am to
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Because I'm a doctor, have been involved in HIV research and it interests me.








And I am an astronaut.


Are you a MD or a lab rat like me who calls himself a doctor b/c he has a phd?
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:02 am to
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This post was edited on 5/17/16 at 8:43 am
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Member since Nov 2012
46590 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:25 am to
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Are you a MD or a lab rat like me who calls himself a doctor b/c he has a phd?


I'm the kind of doctor that pays an institution four years worth of tuition for the right to learn how to examine your nasty arse diabetic feet, clear out fecal impactions and check your bum for cancer.
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
7401 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:27 am to
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Because you can't have babies with 2 penises you idiot.


Not yet but some day soon homosexuals will be able to reproduce. They will still need a surrogate mother, if its two males, until the artificial womb is perfected(the Japanese are hard at work on that).
Here is a link describing how homosexual reproduction could work in the future: LINK
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 11:29 am
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Member since Nov 2012
46590 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:33 am to
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The Bible says all gay people are going to hell and it is a sin. Fact.


The Bible says that those who have homosexual relations will not enter the kingdom of heaven. Someone who is attracted to the same sex is gay regardless of who they sleep with. You don't stop being gay just because you choose to suppress your desires for moral reasons.

It also says the same about active fornicators, liars, gossips, gluttons, adulterers, etc. but I don't remember too many sermons calling out the fat people and gossips who populate the church. The selective enforcement of homosexual activities within Christianity is a detriment to its testimony.
Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
6956 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:38 am to
The bible also said snakes talked and Jesus said blessed are the poor.

Don't see much of either challenging that in this thread.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25237 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:40 am to
Enh, I don't get the appeal of homosexuality, but then again I think people who have foot fetishes are really weird. As long as it is done in private between consenting adults fly that freak flag just as high as you like.

As far as the Bible goes, there are a lot of things in the Bible that we cheerfully ignore. If people are going to Hell for being gay then they can crowd in with the rest of us who have eaten pork or wore the wrong blend of fibers in their clothes. Besides, while I don't want flaming pineapples shoved up my nether regions for all eternity, if Heaven doesn't have bacon then I don't want to go.

As far as social rights, I firmly believe that all men are created equal in the eyes of the law. We should all have the same rights, privileges, and obligations. So if the rest of us have to go through the enduring agony of marriage then the gays have too as well.
Posted by wfeliciana
Member since Oct 2013
4504 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:42 am to
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Here is a link describing how homosexual reproduction could work in the future: LINK



Very interesting article. The use of stem cells and all that can be done with the same is mind-boggling. Thanks for posting the link.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67516 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:44 am to
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Because they preach tolerance unless it goes against their point of view

BA BOOM
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68476 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:45 am to
Sure they could with all that artificial manipulation.

None of which would exist after the zombie apocalypse.
Posted by Lg
Hayden, Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
6872 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:47 am to
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You don't stop being gay just because you choose to suppress your desires for moral reasons.


And I thought you said you read the Bible many times?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Member since Nov 2012
46590 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 11:51 am to
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As far as the Bible goes, there are a lot of things in the Bible that we cheerfully ignore. If people are going to Hell for being gay then they can crowd in with the rest of us who have eaten pork or wore the wrong blend of fibers in their clothes. Besides, while I don't want flaming pineapples shoved up my nether regions for all eternity, if Heaven doesn't have bacon then I don't want to go.


Christian theology asserts a distinction between the New Covenant and the law of Moses, so appeals to Old Testament law and morality are worthless when discussing the Bible with Christians. Which is fine, because the selective enforcement of the New Testament is more than enough to reveal the hypocrisy that many (not all) of them flaunt.
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