re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?

She had never seen cattle in real life. we were driving thru southern Missouri and she saw cows standing on a steep hillside.

No joke, she said the following, "Do hill cows have shorter legs on one side? How do they stand up straight on a steep hill?"

Little did she know that at that moment I knew it wouldn't last.

In college, we had a huge Michael Jordan poster on the wall of our living room. The girlfriend of one of my roommates asked who it was. My girlfriend, who was not a huge sports fan, said Michael Jordan. I was so proud. That girlfriend was about as perfect a girl as it gets when it comes to sports. She appreciated sports, and even asked about the teams I followed, but she never had horrible opinions that girls so often tend to have on sports. Call it a blanket statement, but that's been my experience.

I dated a girl in highschool who got a speeding ticket from a bicycle cop. I made fun of her for months.

In 2004, she thought Tsunami was a place in the Indian Ocean where a giant tidal wave hit (along with Malaysia, Indonesia, etc).

She's Canadian, so maybe that's an excuse.

Not super dumb, but had to go way further than I wanted to in college to settle an argument.

We're driving down the road and she asks me why some lines were dotted and some were solid. I explained to her that dotted meant that you could pass and solid meant that you couldn't.

This girl had been driving for six years or so and didn't know that. She just passed when she wanted to.

So the conversation turned to how long the dotted lines were. She thought they were about 6 inches. I knew that they were 6 feet. She didn't believe me and actually got pissed because there was no way that those lines were the same length as my height.

I pulled over on the side of the road and laid down next to one to prove that bitch wrong.

Not so much something she said but my ex thought it would be funny to reach over and shift my truck into neutral... pulled it straight down into reverse.

Engine stalled right in the middle of a turn at 55 mph and we bout hit the ditch.
Then she gets pissed at me when I call her out on the dumbass move

As with most things in life, we eventually grew apart...

I miss that truck...

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Said I was cheating on her because she dreamt I was

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Mine didn't say I was cheating because she dreamed it, she was just really, really pissed at me for the whole day.

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Mine called me at 2:30 in the morning when she knew I had to wake up at 4am for work because she dreamed I was cheating and wanted to make sure it wasn't true :|