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re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?

Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

think how big those wings would have to be to hold all that full grown buffalo weight?


Think how bad buffalo poop would be
Posted by Three-n-Snout
Member since Nov 2012
1773 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:12 pm to
"Why aren't presbyterians allowed on the bridge?"

Sign read.... No Pedestrians..
Posted by jack6294
Greater Baton Rouge Area
Member since Jan 2007
4033 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:20 pm to
"I Do"
Posted by KentuckyArcher
Slidell
Member since Aug 2012
159 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:31 pm to
A friend's exwife. @ Taco bell " Can I get a bean burrito, No Beans"
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90562 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:32 pm to
"I went on a trip to Canada once"

Me: Where in Canada?

Her: "I dunno, I think it was called Nebraska"
Posted by TigersNYC
Deep In The City
Member since Jan 2010
637 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:34 pm to
Girl I was dating at the time asked me if I knew someone who could giver her a job because according to her mom...Jews know everyone
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 8:35 pm
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:35 pm to
Didnt date her but I similarly knew a girl who thought that bats are mythological creatures.
Posted by Nagler
College Station
Member since Apr 2012
115 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:36 pm to
Kinda similar to a girl i know she went to whataburger and ordered a honey butter chicken biscuit without the honey butter
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:37 pm to
I shite you not, this JUST happened.

My roommate has a chick over and we're watching the Saints game and he makes the proclamation:

"Theyre the 'Aints' until they get over five hundred"

"But there's only 100 yards on the field?"

This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 8:38 pm
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:37 pm to
We had broken up by then but I had an ex gf text me once asking who won the revolutionary war. I thought she was kidding and holy shite she wasn't. So I explained.

To add to that, she texts me a month or so later asking me who won the Civil War. At this point I had lost hope in humanity and told her "the South, that's why we have separate countries now."
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 8:38 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90562 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:44 pm to
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She also threw water balloons at homeless people.


Where is this girl, I must marry her now
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8132 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:03 pm to
A girl once asked me if chocolate milk came from brown cows
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:11 pm to
Driving down 49 in late october, lots of orange trash bags on the side of the road...
Her: What are all these orange pumpkin looking things doing on the side of the road?
Me: Those are trash bags. The trustees are picking up litter.
Her: Well I think it's neat that they have Halloween themed bags.
Me:
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:11 pm to
Good.
Lord.
Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

a girl you dated
quote:

Paige
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8236 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:25 pm to
Girl in my room looking at autographed picture of Sean Connery as James Bond:

"Is that Hitler?"

Posted by Floating Change Up
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Member since Dec 2013
11852 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

...and not enjoy those few seconds...


I had one ask right after those few seconds, "ok, so that's the hole that comes from... So where's the hole your pee comes from?"

My response, "I'm going to sleep."
Posted by Tiger n Austin
Austin, Tx
Member since Dec 2005
6682 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:45 pm to
"Why are books always more expensive in Canada?"
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:50 pm to
She thought Led Zeppelin was a guy
Posted by rsylve
Terrytown, LA
Member since Feb 2013
3775 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:54 pm to
Not a girlfriend but a female member of my family. Driving across a narrow bridge and passed a no tailgating sign. Her response "why they need that sign up here? Where they gonna put the BBQ pit?"
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