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re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?
Posted on 12/16/14 at 5:28 am to Gorilla Ball
Posted on 12/16/14 at 5:28 am to Gorilla Ball
My GF's roommate said something worthy of this thread. My GF was talking to her about her cat because her roommate was a little skiddish of it. The roommate didn't want the cat the bite her so my GF showed her how small the cats teeth are. No lie the girl exuberantly slams her hands on the kitchen table and says "Cats have teeth!?"
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 5:29 am
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 5:32 am to Gorilla Ball
Armadillos were prehistoric creatures and extinct.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 6:01 am to BOSCEAUX
I took an ex in the duck blind one time. She noticed how long diving ducks stay under the water. She asked me, "Do all ducks have gills or just those one's".....I lost my shite and started rolling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 12/16/14 at 6:08 am to MudEngineer318
During one of the 2008 SEC Championship (Alabama vs Florida) a girl I know asked if John Parker Wilson was black. You could've heard a pin drop
Posted on 12/16/14 at 6:08 am to DollaChoppa
"YES", but it is a toss up between that and "I DO".
ETA: oh wait, that's dumb shite I said.
ETA: oh wait, that's dumb shite I said.
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 6:09 am
Posted on 12/16/14 at 6:53 am to DollaChoppa
Oh where to even begin. My fiancé asked if she needed her sunglasses while we were watching the LSU basketball game. My best friend and I then convinced her the PMAC had a retractable roof. We also convinced her my best friends grandparents were the king and queen of Sweden.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:09 am to DollaChoppa
My SO once told me that she saw a wolf in City Park in BR on her way home from my apartment near LSU. I, obviously, didn't believe her and laughed and told her it was just a stray dog. I really made an arse out of myself laughing at her ridiculous assertion.
Turns out, there actually was a wolf and it lived on the 9-hole golf course (it even made the news). I saw it several times driving between my apartment and her parents' house at night.
ETA: I don't date a dumbass like most of the posters in this thread
Turns out, there actually was a wolf and it lived on the 9-hole golf course (it even made the news). I saw it several times driving between my apartment and her parents' house at night.
ETA: I don't date a dumbass like most of the posters in this thread
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 7:14 am
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:40 am to DollaChoppa
We were in college jr year and going to meet some people at Great Wall. As she's pulling past the front entrance I see someone in one of the first parking spaces put on their reverse lights.
Me: stop stop stop that person is backing up
Her: too late. (looks in rearview mirror) how did you know they were going to back up?
Me: uhhhhhh, the reverse lights were on?
Her: oh is that what those lights mean?
Me: stop stop stop that person is backing up
Her: too late. (looks in rearview mirror) how did you know they were going to back up?
Me: uhhhhhh, the reverse lights were on?
Her: oh is that what those lights mean?
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:42 am to kingbob
On the way down to Gulf Shores we drove through a town in Alabama called Georgiana.
Wife: "I didn't think Georgia and Louisiana touched"
Another time, making fun of one of our friends for their ability to get drunk quickly.
Someone called him a "3 beer queer"
I said, "more like 2"
Wife, "But 2 and beer don't even rhyme"
Wife: "I didn't think Georgia and Louisiana touched"
Another time, making fun of one of our friends for their ability to get drunk quickly.
Someone called him a "3 beer queer"
I said, "more like 2"
Wife, "But 2 and beer don't even rhyme"
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:37 am to DollaChoppa
Had a gf who thought every interstate highway was I-20. No matter where we went she would ask if we would have to get on the I-20 to get to our next destination.
I used to work for an electric power utility company. A new nuclear generating station was about ready to go online. Neighbor's wife asked me how much it would cost to convert her appliances to nuclear.
I used to work for an electric power utility company. A new nuclear generating station was about ready to go online. Neighbor's wife asked me how much it would cost to convert her appliances to nuclear.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:38 am to DollaChoppa
Is this chicken or tuna. But I love her because she's blonde and has tig ol bitties
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:51 am to rsylve
Argued with me that Russia created the first atomic bomb. She's Russian though. I'm sure that is common knowledge there.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:58 am to BoogaBear
quote:
On the way down to Gulf Shores we drove through a town in Alabama called Georgiana.
Wife: "I didn't think Georgia and Louisiana touched"
This is dumb on multiple levels. Amazing
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:01 am to DollaChoppa
that our refrigerator runs more than it should because someone is controlling it from the outside (and it is not a smart refrigerator)
or
that our dog is chewing her paws because someone is shooting RF beams into our house
or
that our dog is chewing her paws because someone is shooting RF beams into our house
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:01 am to Hester Carries
1) "A hen is a female chicken?"
2) Driving into Mississippi and there is that town where everything says "Miss Lou" (like Miss Lou car wash, Miss Lou grocery, etc) and she thought someone named Lou owned a whole lot of businesses there.
2) Driving into Mississippi and there is that town where everything says "Miss Lou" (like Miss Lou car wash, Miss Lou grocery, etc) and she thought someone named Lou owned a whole lot of businesses there.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:03 am to nosaj
A chick in Savannah once asked me who "Jeff Rotull" was... (Jethro Tull)
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:04 am to DollaChoppa
quote:
DollaChoppa
"girl"
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:05 am to DollaChoppa
I called her a vixen. She called me a vixer.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:08 am to DollaChoppa
In Indianaplolis for the 2006 Final Four:
"Guys we have to park or get off, that sign says the road ends here"
"Honey that's talking about the 'road to the final 4' that ends in Indy.
"Guys we have to park or get off, that sign says the road ends here"
"Honey that's talking about the 'road to the final 4' that ends in Indy.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:11 am to yankeeundercover
While looking up at the jerseys at Walk-ons, "Who is THE-RIOT?" 
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