How to be a Beta, or 7 Things Every Guy Can Do To Be Perfect For Her

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I thought this was an Onion article at first. this is a great road map to the friend zone while being a great way to see inside the mind of a BbC type of chick.

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1. Honesty – but not too much of it.

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Now that I think about it, the only thing you should really lie is about such shallow matters as appearances. We all look like sh*t sometimes – but she doesn’t need to hear you say it.

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this is just so fricked up i can't even really make fun of it

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2. Understanding – so that she doesn’t feel the need to have to explain herself.

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She wants you to know her – inside and out. Why? Because only then will you love her for her...Having someone understand you is having someone completely know you for the person that you really are. There’s no confusion, there’s no misunderstanding or misconception.

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and if you can't read her mind, then you are the bad guy for not being able to do all of this

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3. Caring – she needs to know she matters to you.

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She wants you to be there for her when she needs someone, to be there to share her burden. I know it sounds ridiculous, but she wants you to make her life a little easier. Craziness – I know.

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oh...i know

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4. Strength – both mental and physical.

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We’re all still animals and women will always be attracted to the stronger men. She wants you to be strong not for the sake of being strong – she wants you to be strong for her. It brings her pleasure, makes her feel safe and turns her on. Do you honestly need more convincing?

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already dangling sex as a reward to get the male to do what she's telling him to do

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5. Compassion – shows her you’re capable of loving.

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She doesn’t see being good and compassionate as a weakness.

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Beta programming. straight up

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6. Security – financial and literal.

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Generally speaking, the right woman will love you for you, but she does need you to make her feel secure.

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i love how men are supposed to be mind readers who are constantly at the emotional beck and call of the female, because this shows an innate understanding of the love between the 2 parties...but he needs to make money (and be strong), b/c THEN superficial traits matter

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7. Blind Loyalty – she wants to be the only woman he has eyes for.

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She knows she’s not the most beautiful or smartest woman in the world, but she doesn’t need to be – she’s not delusional. She just wants you to think – know – that she’s the most beautiful, best woman in the world for you.

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