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Is it just me, or are there about 5 "beginner duck hunters"

Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:27 pm
Posted by Whiskey Richard
Member since May 2011
5924 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:27 pm
That post in here every day?

FatNeck gone be pissed!!

Google Earth and Duck Dynasty done fricked his shite up.

But seriously, all you noob duck hunters, stop. shite is expensive, never any ducks, terrible weather conditions, and it just isnt really fun. Waking up at 3:30 every morning gets old, when all you have is a muddy everything and 1 lb of glorified liver meat that half your family wont eat.

Just stop.
This post was edited on 12/29/13 at 9:29 pm
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18574 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:29 pm to
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10750 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:29 pm to
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Google Earth and Duck Dynasty done fricked his shite up.




Scolp cats...
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22632 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:29 pm to
It's just you. Light it up bro
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61612 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by Whiskey Richard
Member since May 2011
5924 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:30 pm to
Oh and those dreaded godevilprodrivinggatortailmudmotors
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50146 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:31 pm to
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Whiskey Richard
son, if you're gay...it's okay.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:31 pm to
Got my tea jug, Holy Bible and pretty wife... ready to get in the blind and make forever memories.
Posted by Whiskey Richard
Member since May 2011
5924 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:31 pm to
Im just mad
Posted by Fat Neck
Member since Dec 2013
466 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:34 pm to
Hello Richard,

These guy crack me up with there beginer need advice threads. GIVE UP AND DONT' SINK MONEY INTO THIS SPORT. Im' for new hunters learning the right way but this is not the day and age for it.

New Hunter Checklists:
1. 5k rice pit north of the highway in Gueydan
2. Pound Town sticker on gun barell
3. Physcadelic colored duck call that is wailed on at stratosphere bird going one refuge to the next
4. Face Paint
5. Always asking where the ducks are and still believing they going to show up at your pit
6. Refuse to smile at picture with your pile of spoonie, real mad at em
7. Collection of hunting DVD

If theres' anything I missed fellas go ahead and add. And yes Richard, Im' pissed
Posted by Whiskey Richard
Member since May 2011
5924 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:39 pm to
Dont forget their boat blinded, 15ft x 8ft gatormudtailpromotor and their cupped ducks window decal and long bangs and dip of snuff and BEARDS and drake jackets and crazy breeds of hunting dogs instead of ol black dog and go pros and bands for lanyard ordered off ebay and instagram vids and shout outs and not biting the head on a wounded fricking mallard bird
Posted by Fat Neck
Member since Dec 2013
466 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:40 pm to
Damn son you may be more pissed than me
Posted by Whiskey Richard
Member since May 2011
5924 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:40 pm to
Im might near set on fire
Posted by Fat Neck
Member since Dec 2013
466 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:42 pm to
I wouldnt' piss on you if you were on fire
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:43 pm to
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shite is expensive, never any ducks, terrible weather conditions


this is all true.

and when this is true,
quote:

3:30 every morning gets old
this is true too
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58364 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:45 pm to
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But seriously, all you noob duck hunters, stop. shite is expensive, never any ducks, terrible weather conditions, and it just isnt really fun. Waking up at 3:30 every morning gets old, when all you have is a muddy everything and 1 lb of glorified liver meat that half your family wont eat.


Think that'll work?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166352 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:45 pm to
This is why I make afternoon duck hunts!
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:50 pm to
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shite is expensive, never any ducks, terrible weather conditions, and it just isnt really fun. Waking up at 3:30 every morning gets old, when all you have is a muddy everything and 1 lb of glorified liver meat that half your family wont eat
And that ladies and gentleman is why I've never had much of an urge to start that new hobby
Posted by Whiskey Richard
Member since May 2011
5924 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:50 pm to
I set this bait out for fat neck and before 10 posts, he bit it so hard i felt it when he posted.
Posted by Fat Neck
Member since Dec 2013
466 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:55 pm to
You must think bout me a lot if you decided to make thread specifically for me to see. Means a lot RICHARD.
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