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Funny dog stories! What you got?
Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:20 pm
Today my son runs in the house saying something is wrong with our dog. He says she is siting on side of the barn and is shaking,he thinks she might have been bitten by a snake. I go outside and call for her,she won't move. I go run to where she is and she is shaking just like he said and won't move. I grab her by the snout and start checking her over. Look at her head,neck,legs,belly,and I don't see a thing. My son then says,hey dad,look. she had some human hair coming out of her butt hole with a turd hanging on and bouncing around her butthole. I think she thought something was biting her a-hole. Pulled it off and she took off running! She is a happy girl now!
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Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:21 pm to TIGER2
My bloodhound shite out a whole deer foot once. She was in the hay field howling like a wolf trying to pass that thing.
Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:25 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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howling like a wolf trying to pass that thing.
Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:31 pm to TIGER2
Lab sleeping on bow of aluminum flat bottom while crossing shallow lake + unmarked crab trap = hilarity
Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:33 pm to TIGER2
Pops had a Blue Lacy when I was in highschool. Incredible dog. One day when I got off the bus, she was on the peak of the roof of the house like a weather vane. She had jumped into the back of dads truck, onto the roof of the truck, on the roof of the carport, and then finally onto the roof of the house.
Was pretty crazy to see my dog on the roof of the house.
Was pretty crazy to see my dog on the roof of the house.
Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:33 pm to TIGER2
Our pug would eat rolls of athletic tape and could never fully digest it. When he'd drop a deuce I'd have to step on it and he'd take off running dragging his arse. The tape/turd would fly out unraveling like a loose firehouse
Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:37 pm to MrCoachKlein
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Our pug would eat rolls of athletic tape and could never fully digest it. When he'd drop a deuce I'd have to step on it and he'd take off running dragging his arse. The tape/turd would fly out unraveling like a loose firehouse
You win.
Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:40 pm to MrCoachKlein
85 lb yellow lab
5 lbs of crawfish heads give or take a lb
Eats heads
Dog yelps for several minutes while shitting
Only time I've ever heard one of my dogs audibly farting
5 lbs of crawfish heads give or take a lb
Eats heads
Dog yelps for several minutes while shitting
Only time I've ever heard one of my dogs audibly farting
Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:45 pm to Remington Dawg
Yesterday I had a fridge delivered by Best Buy. I put my Jack Russell in the office, loose. I kenneled my 5 yr old German shepherd. Two big guys brought in the fridge. One guy looked like a member of Cypress Hill but on steroids. My 4 year old son started laughing and walked into the office and opened the kennel door and the GSD came running out. They both shrieked and put their arms up in the air like they were being arrested. He stopped and crotch sniffed and they were frozen. I wanted to laugh but I wanted my fridge. Laughed my arse off later with the wife
Posted on 10/22/13 at 8:53 pm to TIGER2
Some punky high school kids were teasing my pug as they walked by my house. They were hanging by my chain link fence. I have a "beware of dog" sign and they were teasing the dog and making snarky comments about how "scary" my pug is.
I saw them so I let my Czech German Shepherd out into the fence yard. He immediately ran up to the chain fence full blast, pounding like he wanted to ooze through it, growling. The kids all ran away screaming.
My funny stories never turn out very funny.
I saw them so I let my Czech German Shepherd out into the fence yard. He immediately ran up to the chain fence full blast, pounding like he wanted to ooze through it, growling. The kids all ran away screaming.
My funny stories never turn out very funny.
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:36 pm to TIGER2
My funniest dog story would have to be from New Years a couple years ago. We were shooting off fire works and my yellow lab decided to retrieve the Roman candle that we had just lit. He was trying to bring it to someone meanwhile everyone starts running away from him as the balls shoot out from the side of his mouth. Funniest thing I've ever seen!
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:53 pm to Gianna
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My funny stories never turn out very funny.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 12:00 am to whackinandstackin
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My funniest dog story would have to be from New Years a couple years ago. We were shooting off fire works and my yellow lab decided to retrieve the Roman candle that we had just lit. He was trying to bring it to someone meanwhile everyone starts running away from him as the balls shoot out from the side of his mouth. Funniest thing I've ever seen!
Hmm. Sounds familiar.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 12:14 am to unbeWEAVEable
Exactly!
Posted on 10/23/13 at 12:17 am to TIGER2
Our lab ate two whole pecan pies one Thanksgiving morning.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:35 am to TIGER2
The lab I grew up with roamed the neighborhood. He would always bring dead animals and other "gifts" to the family. One Sunday afternoon he showed up with a whole beef tenderloin, it had grill marks on one side of it.
I still laugh my arse off thinking about whoever that was coming to check on their tenderloin and it being gone.
I still laugh my arse off thinking about whoever that was coming to check on their tenderloin and it being gone.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:44 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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My bloodhound shite out a whole deer foot once. She was in the hay field howling like a wolf trying to pass that thing
I read the title and was gonna post. I got nothing compared to that up ^^^
Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:53 am to Creamer
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whole beef tenderloin
holy shite!
did you rinse it off & throw it on the grill?Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:53 am to Creamer
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One Sunday afternoon he showed up with a whole beef tenderloin
Posted on 10/23/13 at 7:02 am to gorillacoco
That was my first thought, but he had already gnawed on it and dragged it through the dirt. I pretty much just let him eat it in small portions.
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