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re: Outdoor CSBs
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:46 am to AlxTgr
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:46 am to AlxTgr
I've got one similar:
Went muzzle loader hunting with may dad's old arse cap and ball musket. Never used the thing before. He had it loaded and I had a couple extra caps, but that was my only ammo. Climbed up in my stand and waited. Pretty soon out steps a fat nanny. I drew a bead on her and fired. When the smoke cleared I saw she was laying on the ground a-floppin. Cool, I thought and climbed down. When I got to her I noticed she was hit high and still quite alive. I looked at the useless ol' musket in my hand and said to myself, "self, what the frick you gonna do now". That's when I thought about my old Old Timer w/ the 2.5 inch dull arse blade I had in my pocket. I straddled the irrate kicking deer and tried to cut her throat. This only served to make my arm tired and piss her off even more. So I decide to give her a little while and walked to my truck. When I got in my truck I saw my bro-in-law's old PSE Fireflight he had just given me to learn how to shoot. (I'd never bow hunted before at this point). I look at the few field tipped pointed, mismatched arrows he had in the quiver and devised a plan. I drive back to the still very much alive doe, grab my bow and and arrows and walk up to her. I nocked an arrow and tried to pull it back. The arrow falls off. Try again, same thing. I then realize I need one of those release things that those bow hunters use in order to do this right. Whatever, I can overcome this. On about my 17th try I manage to get drawn and fling and arrow that misses the entire deer. At point blank range. My second attempt was a little better but I caught too much of the shoulder and only get about 3" of penetration. This further enrages the doe. After she calms down I was able to get my 3rd arrow into a vital or two and she eventually gives up the ghost. Total time from inital musket blast was probably a little over 2 hours. Tl:dr :CBS:
Went muzzle loader hunting with may dad's old arse cap and ball musket. Never used the thing before. He had it loaded and I had a couple extra caps, but that was my only ammo. Climbed up in my stand and waited. Pretty soon out steps a fat nanny. I drew a bead on her and fired. When the smoke cleared I saw she was laying on the ground a-floppin. Cool, I thought and climbed down. When I got to her I noticed she was hit high and still quite alive. I looked at the useless ol' musket in my hand and said to myself, "self, what the frick you gonna do now". That's when I thought about my old Old Timer w/ the 2.5 inch dull arse blade I had in my pocket. I straddled the irrate kicking deer and tried to cut her throat. This only served to make my arm tired and piss her off even more. So I decide to give her a little while and walked to my truck. When I got in my truck I saw my bro-in-law's old PSE Fireflight he had just given me to learn how to shoot. (I'd never bow hunted before at this point). I look at the few field tipped pointed, mismatched arrows he had in the quiver and devised a plan. I drive back to the still very much alive doe, grab my bow and and arrows and walk up to her. I nocked an arrow and tried to pull it back. The arrow falls off. Try again, same thing. I then realize I need one of those release things that those bow hunters use in order to do this right. Whatever, I can overcome this. On about my 17th try I manage to get drawn and fling and arrow that misses the entire deer. At point blank range. My second attempt was a little better but I caught too much of the shoulder and only get about 3" of penetration. This further enrages the doe. After she calms down I was able to get my 3rd arrow into a vital or two and she eventually gives up the ghost. Total time from inital musket blast was probably a little over 2 hours. Tl:dr :CBS:
This post was edited on 11/29/11 at 10:49 am
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:47 am to Slickback
After hearing all these CBS I'm jealous not to have been on one of these chases.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:47 am to Slickback
quote:
I had hit her in the front legs, both of them
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:50 am to AlxTgr
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I had hit her in the front legs, both of them
Now Thats Funny
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:52 am to LSUballs
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Total time from inital musket blast was probably a little over 2 hours. Tl:dr :CBS:
Nope, that would be a :CDS:
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:55 am to Slickback
I need more support on help board
TIA
TIA
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:58 am to Slickback
No i meant :crossbowssuck: I just added it for good measure..
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:58 am to Bama and Beer
I am disappoint I missed that thread
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:59 am to AlxTgr
Don't want to meet her in the woods.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:02 am to AboveGroundPool
quote:This thread needs more deer drownings!
I am disappoint I missed that thread
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:05 am to AlxTgr
I've seen one deer being drowned after it was shot. Something I hope I never see again in my life
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:06 am to AlxTgr
quote:i could stand to read thedice's thoughts again.
This thread needs more deer drownings!
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:07 am to Bama and Beer
New verse to the song
On the thirteenth day of Christmas I got 13 drownin deer.
On the thirteenth day of Christmas I got 13 drownin deer.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:08 am to Flair Chops
quote:I will bump until we get that.
thedice's thoughts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:18 am to AlxTgr
Don't ever listen to your dad and try to conserve expensive buckshot by using bird shot to kill a wounded deer at close range, that resulted in the worst batch of ground meat ever
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:19 am to Itismemc
Damn
Sounds like it would be eating a big arse dove that was filled with bird shot
Sounds like it would be eating a big arse dove that was filled with bird shot
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:28 am to Bama and Beer
I hunted with an old man that used to joke about carrying a rubber band in his pocket and said if he ever had to finish one off, he'd put the rubber band around it's nose.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:36 am to Dooshay
Seen people tackle and slit the throats on deer seen people get the mess kicked out of em by enraged nannies and seen some funny crap but never have I seen someone drown a deer
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:42 am to bigbuckdj
You're not missing anything
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