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re: Outdoor CSBs

Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:46 am to
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37745 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:46 am to
I've got one similar:

Went muzzle loader hunting with may dad's old arse cap and ball musket. Never used the thing before. He had it loaded and I had a couple extra caps, but that was my only ammo. Climbed up in my stand and waited. Pretty soon out steps a fat nanny. I drew a bead on her and fired. When the smoke cleared I saw she was laying on the ground a-floppin. Cool, I thought and climbed down. When I got to her I noticed she was hit high and still quite alive. I looked at the useless ol' musket in my hand and said to myself, "self, what the frick you gonna do now". That's when I thought about my old Old Timer w/ the 2.5 inch dull arse blade I had in my pocket. I straddled the irrate kicking deer and tried to cut her throat. This only served to make my arm tired and piss her off even more. So I decide to give her a little while and walked to my truck. When I got in my truck I saw my bro-in-law's old PSE Fireflight he had just given me to learn how to shoot. (I'd never bow hunted before at this point). I look at the few field tipped pointed, mismatched arrows he had in the quiver and devised a plan. I drive back to the still very much alive doe, grab my bow and and arrows and walk up to her. I nocked an arrow and tried to pull it back. The arrow falls off. Try again, same thing. I then realize I need one of those release things that those bow hunters use in order to do this right. Whatever, I can overcome this. On about my 17th try I manage to get drawn and fling and arrow that misses the entire deer. At point blank range. My second attempt was a little better but I caught too much of the shoulder and only get about 3" of penetration. This further enrages the doe. After she calms down I was able to get my 3rd arrow into a vital or two and she eventually gives up the ghost. Total time from inital musket blast was probably a little over 2 hours. Tl:dr :CBS:
This post was edited on 11/29/11 at 10:49 am
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22631 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:47 am to
After hearing all these CBS I'm jealous not to have been on one of these chases.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81622 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:47 am to
quote:

I had hit her in the front legs, both of them


Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80890 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:48 am to
HELP BOARD. NOW
Posted by Tiger 79
The Original Tiger 79
Member since Nov 2007
38031 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:50 am to
quote:

I had hit her in the front legs, both of them



Now Thats Funny
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
27680 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Total time from inital musket blast was probably a little over 2 hours. Tl:dr :CBS:



Nope, that would be a :CDS:
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80890 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:55 am to
I need more support on help board

TIA
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37745 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:58 am to
No i meant :crossbowssuck: I just added it for good measure..
Posted by AboveGroundPool
the basin
Member since Aug 2010
3770 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:58 am to
I am disappoint I missed that thread
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22631 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 10:59 am to
Don't want to meet her in the woods.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81622 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:02 am to
quote:

I am disappoint I missed that thread
This thread needs more deer drownings!
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80890 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:05 am to
I've seen one deer being drowned after it was shot. Something I hope I never see again in my life
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35572 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:06 am to
quote:

This thread needs more deer drownings!
i could stand to read thedice's thoughts again.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22631 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:07 am to
New verse to the song

On the thirteenth day of Christmas I got 13 drownin deer.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81622 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:08 am to
quote:

thedice's thoughts
I will bump until we get that.
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4718 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:18 am to
Don't ever listen to your dad and try to conserve expensive buckshot by using bird shot to kill a wounded deer at close range, that resulted in the worst batch of ground meat ever
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80890 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:19 am to
Damn


Sounds like it would be eating a big arse dove that was filled with bird shot

Posted by Dooshay
CEBA
Member since Jun 2011
29879 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:28 am to
I hunted with an old man that used to joke about carrying a rubber band in his pocket and said if he ever had to finish one off, he'd put the rubber band around it's nose.
Posted by bigbuckdj
Member since Sep 2011
1830 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:36 am to
Seen people tackle and slit the throats on deer seen people get the mess kicked out of em by enraged nannies and seen some funny crap but never have I seen someone drown a deer
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80890 posts
Posted on 11/29/11 at 11:42 am to
You're not missing anything
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