re: Exotic Pets

My dog met this at the dog park. He was pretty confused.

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DownshiftAndFloorIt

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Especially monkeys. Anybody who owns a monkey sucks

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I knew a girl once who kept talking about how she wanted a pet monkey. I explained to her about how monkeys love to throw their own shite around and masturbate all day.

She changed her mind.

frick monkeys.

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I know a guy that was squirrel hunting and shot some kind of monkey. There was a group of them, and they were in a very remote area.

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A lot if comments I could make here...

I had a flying squirrel until I tried to earn his trust by letting him out of his cage to run around the house. I figured a flying squirrel in a cage was about as useless as a gerbil. Once I set him free he took up residence under my fridge and became a flying pest. So one night I lured him into my walk-in closet where I was able to recapture him and put him outside.

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It lived on our backporch for awhile before it remembered that it was a squirrel and left.

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Teague I think your hawk is fricking badass. I haven't seen any other badass carnivore birds on this board.

Maybe someone has a bald eagle or some shite.

Oh wait, we can't post "bald eagles" here or we'd get the ban.

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Teague I think your hawk is fricking badass.

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Thanks! I really don't consider him a pet though. But, I guess he's as much of a pet as my tortoise.

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Otters are awesome.

I saw one with a grey face in the swamp this year.

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I just heard they smell like shite. One of my buddies has two of them and says they're very friendly and will sleep in the bed and stuff. I just don't know if I could take the stench.

Good thinking with the collar

I had a turtle I caught for a while. Painted it with chrome paint and set it loose. Would see it a couple times a year for a long time. I would repaint every sighting.