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Does anyone have a good recipe for Squatch?
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:48 pm
I don't know how big one would dress out, but I'm thinking there's gotta be 20lbs of backstrap there. Using everything I've learned, here's my recipe for butternut Squatch...
Fill a hot tub full of buttermilk and let soak overnight (make sure you scrape it down like a hog first) and don't turn on the bubbles. Butcher the Squatch like you would a Yeti, saving the toes for pickling (where they will reside in perpetuity in a jar on a counter of a gas station on the Natchitoches bypass). Put the cuts of meat on a hammock and cover with Tony's, shaking the hammock to remove the excess. Slow cook on a smoker made from a 500 gallon propane tank and a boat trailer. Make sure you spray it with apple juice from time to time and swab liberal amounts of butter on his testicles (hence the name of the recipe). You should keep it at about 275 for 12 hours. Be sure not to use hickory though as Squatch is more of a cherry or apple type of game. Let it rest 20 minutes before carving. Serve with a compounded pesto and unicorn butter.
Fill a hot tub full of buttermilk and let soak overnight (make sure you scrape it down like a hog first) and don't turn on the bubbles. Butcher the Squatch like you would a Yeti, saving the toes for pickling (where they will reside in perpetuity in a jar on a counter of a gas station on the Natchitoches bypass). Put the cuts of meat on a hammock and cover with Tony's, shaking the hammock to remove the excess. Slow cook on a smoker made from a 500 gallon propane tank and a boat trailer. Make sure you spray it with apple juice from time to time and swab liberal amounts of butter on his testicles (hence the name of the recipe). You should keep it at about 275 for 12 hours. Be sure not to use hickory though as Squatch is more of a cherry or apple type of game. Let it rest 20 minutes before carving. Serve with a compounded pesto and unicorn butter.
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:49 pm to Tesla
Not sure but I think you need jalapenos and cream cheese somewhere.
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:50 pm to Tesla
Probably be better if you fed him corn for a few weeks before killling it.
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:52 pm to SmackoverHawg
Definately gonna have to wrap in bacon.
ETA-Old Geauxt is gonna want dibs on his nutts!
ETA-Old Geauxt is gonna want dibs on his nutts!
This post was edited on 1/13/13 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:52 pm to Tesla
quote:
20lbs of backstrap there
You should have let him go another year.
I want at least 30lbs
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:52 pm to SmackoverHawg
Gotta find some big bacon
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:55 pm to redfieldk717
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Gotta find some big bacon
Hawgzilla center cut.
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:59 pm to redfieldk717
Stuff squatch strap inside 250 pound sow . Add 8 pounds of butter , jar of jalepenos , 10 ponds of andouille and season to taste . Cook for 12 hours in coonass microwave . Check squatch strap for 300 degrees . Dinner Is served
Posted on 1/13/13 at 10:12 pm to Slickback
Sasquatch Sauce Piquante
10 cans of Rotell Tomatoes, cut up some onions and bell peppers,......
10 cans of Rotell Tomatoes, cut up some onions and bell peppers,......
Posted on 1/13/13 at 10:14 pm to Tesla
Yea I got one. Let me pull it out right quick
Posted on 1/13/13 at 10:25 pm to Tesla
The bucks are too tough. Gotta get a doe. Anything over 600 lbs is too big. Those 300 lb young ones are amazing. Just not the ones in Mississippi, too much fat.
Posted on 1/13/13 at 10:50 pm to Tesla
bet it smells like skunk ape
Posted on 1/13/13 at 11:08 pm to Tesla
OP, you should post more often. Great premise...
Posted on 1/13/13 at 11:41 pm to beulahland
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bet it smells like skunk ape
Some reason it resembles beef jerky.
Posted on 1/13/13 at 11:59 pm to RogerTheShrubber
i bow to wisdom from the north
Posted on 1/14/13 at 12:02 am to beulahland
My strategy on squatch is all head shots and only on squatches over seven feet.
Then I'm safe.
Then I'm safe.
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