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re: Your momma so fat jokes let me hear'em

Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89493 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:27 pm to
YMSF:

When she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

She went to Mcdonald's and they had to call Wendy's for backup.

She blocks the wifi.

She uses Mexico as a tanning bed.



This post was edited on 11/7/16 at 12:28 pm
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107511 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:31 pm to
your momma is so fat that they call her clorox.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34507 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:32 pm to
Your god damn mom is so fat every meal ends in a five step program
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7306 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:33 pm to
Your momma so fat, when she plays hopscotch it's like "New York, Chicago, Detroit, L.A., Atlanta"
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22893 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:35 pm to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43084 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:37 pm to
Yo momma so fat when she wear her Malcom x shirt helicopters try to land on her.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2251 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:37 pm to
YMSF,

She can sell shade at the beach.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22893 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:38 pm to
Yo mama is so fat when she walks in front of the TV screen you miss an entire episode of 60 minutes.
Posted by ElroyJetSon
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
4018 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

u're mama's so fat she makes Bert look like Calista Flockheart.

Bart Chrysler?
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18370 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:04 pm to
your mama posts on the OT

Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:06 pm to
Your mama's so fat, when she passed in front of the TV, I missed the whole third quarter.
Posted by CarterWilson717
If I told you, you would be dead
Member since Jun 2013
1518 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:10 pm to
YMISF...

After have sex with her, I rolled over twice..and I was still on the bitch
Posted by wheelz007
Denham Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2010
3356 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:17 pm to
Yo momma is so fat -

When she sits around the house...

She sits AROUND the house
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20877 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:19 pm to
Your mom is so fat...

Columbus claimed her for the New World.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31889 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:30 pm to
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator!
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40110 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:32 pm to
Your momma is so fat








she bankrupted La medicaid and made my taxes go up
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6566 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:37 pm to
Your mama is so fat, when she needs a ride she calls 2 Men and Truck.
Posted by reggo75
Iowa, LA
Member since Jan 2016
1433 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:41 pm to
Yo mama is so fat...

Her picture falls off the wall
Posted by Topisawtiger
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3488 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:48 pm to
Ymsf, when she was told to haul arse out of here it took three trips.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:02 pm to
Yo momma is so fat that she gave me cholesterol instead of an STD.
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