re: Your momma so fat jokes let me hear'em

You mamma so fat

She has a contract with Boh Bros to move her to the shitter

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Your Momma is so fat, that when she went missing they put her picture on all 4 sides of the milk carton

yo mama so fat she needed cheat codes for wii fit

Yo mama so fat she fills up the tub, THEN she turns on the water

YMSF she wears sleeping bags as socks

YMSF the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

YMSF her arse looks like two hogs fighting over a milk dud

YMSF when she steps on a scale it says "one at a time please"

YMSF even Jenny Craig laughs at her.

Ymsf

She puts mayonnaise on aspirin

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Lay'em down like your fat arse mom does.

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These give me hope since we can at least still make fun of at least one group of people.

YMSF donkey's ride her to market.

Your momma's so ugly, they had to tie a piece of meat around her neck just so the dog would play with her.

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Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

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The Pharcyde