re: Your momma so fat jokes let me hear'em

Yo' Mamma so fat'
there's a piece in every crease.

YMSF, that before she went to New Orleans it was above sea level.

Fat Joke:

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer in spandex came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?”

She said, “I sure do.”

I said, “ Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

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She uses a VCR for a beeper

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Uhh this one doesn't hold up anymore.

yo momma so fat we told her it was chilly outside, she went grab a bowl.

Yo momma so fat, the dermatologist uses Google Earth to give her a check up.

Your Momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.

Your mother is a very lovely woman. She is the definition of exceptional character.

So fat she has little people orbiting around her.

So fat if she falls down, she rocks herself to sleep trying to get back up.

You so fat, you downvote every yo momma so fat joke.