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re: What’s your SO’s grossest habit?

Posted on 10/21/23 at 1:42 am to
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12749 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 1:42 am to
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I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).


One day they will find all the bodies you’ve buried.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5402 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 1:59 am to
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I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).


Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21185 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 2:07 am to
Scratching her balls when we're out in public.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5602 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 2:17 am to
Really????? Mine does that all the time. Looks like Chewbacca took a shower. It’s the dirty dishes, and laundry.

However she is a freak, and will let me Piihb!! So I don’t mind doing clothes!!!
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63417 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 2:23 am to
Smearing the bedroom walls with her feces.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25706 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 2:26 am to
I can't think of any bodily functions/fluids that stand out as significantly gross but I'm fairly immune to that because at home I am pretty liberal with the gross acts. One thing that I do find gross is she throws wet towels in the hamper. She grew up in a house where her mom did the laundry as soon as her father left for work and all the kids were off to school. It took forever to convince her to hang them to dry and put them in the hamper when you got a fresh towel out because we didn't do laundry before we left for work and sitting there they started to stink and it is hard to wash that particular stink out.
Posted by OKBoomerSooner
Member since Dec 2019
3127 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 2:42 am to
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I’ll mysteriously pull strands of her hair out of really weird places. Including my body.

The other day I found a strand of hair on a coat in my closet that I knew from the (dyed) color belonged to an ex. She was two years and two apartments ago

At least now I know it’s just a chick thing and she’s not hiding in my ceiling waiting to strike. Probably.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
7872 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 2:55 am to
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I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).

I'm getting some schizophrenic serial killer vibes here
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10587 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 3:28 am to
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I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).


The crap some people admit to on the internet.
Posted by Doofus
Member since Apr 2022
188 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 4:38 am to
Not necessarily gross, but just not picking up after herself. Very good at taking things out but terrible at putting things away after she is done with them. Then complains that the house is messy.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18429 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 4:55 am to
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show me a woman who doesn’t do this


Mine doesn’t. But her long hair does clog up the shower drain quite often. Guess who has to be the one to clean it out?

Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61715 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 5:05 am to
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I always fold it over several times in case for once it might trick the bag into staying closed



fricking animal. Put a clip on that





Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 5:11 am to
quote:

I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).


Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32653 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 5:14 am to
Swallowing babies is pretty nasty
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2480 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 5:50 am to
She makes a MESS in the kitchen when she cooks (drunk) before i get home. Her cooking is actually amazing, this has only happened 3 times, and I appreciate the effort to surprise me but I usually cook breakfast so it ends up on me to clean up after her the next day on those rare occasions.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9456 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 6:01 am to
Ex now but was talking about being constipated…no idea how women go days without a crap.

I am in the school that likes to pretend women don’t poop BUT I also don’t want to talk about them not pooping.

The hair in shower thing has been all my life with sisters growing up and almost every SO.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5581 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 6:06 am to
It's a mom thing but she will just stroll up to one of our snotty arse kids and wipe snot off their face with her sleeve or something instead of taking 2 seconds to get a napkin.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22910 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 6:07 am to
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Mine likes to take her loose hair and stick it on the wall of the shower.


Mine does this too
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
5608 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 6:44 am to
I applaud your effort, but just be fat
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
1512 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 6:53 am to
Not gross, but she will ask me the time of the day while playing on her iPhone, next to a grandfather clock , and a Fitbit on her arm.

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