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re: What’s your SO’s grossest habit?

Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:29 am to
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4194 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:29 am to
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I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).

That's very disturbing
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78736 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:31 am to
She sleeps with me. I frequently burp. That’s a poor reflection on her that she would sleep with someone who burps as frequently as me. Pretty freakin’ gross. But I put up with it because I’m an all around awesome guy.
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
262 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:54 am to
I started doing this after I had covid and my hair was falling out. I wanted to gauge how much I was losing. Never had done it before and stopped when my hair rebounded.

I did take it off and throw it away so my husband didnt have to see it. I also thought that was better than it going into the drain for him to deal with later.

Had no idea I was supposed to be doing it all along.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:55 am to
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That's very disturbing


It's winston, that's exactly what I expect from someone like him.
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
580 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:59 am to
Chip clip or clothes pin like the rest of the world.
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2300 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 11:14 am to
He spits. Outside, but it’s disgusting.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41165 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 12:44 pm to
Not sure what it is, but my wife leaves a film of funk in the bathtub. I think it’s her makeup and whatever shampoo she uses.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3468 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 1:35 pm to
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show me a woman who doesn’t do this


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Unless she has a 1960s bush.
This post was edited on 10/21/23 at 1:36 pm
Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
912 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 1:43 pm to
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1960s bush


Nice.
This post was edited on 10/21/23 at 1:45 pm
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3154 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 2:08 pm to
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She makes a MESS in the kitchen when she cooks (drunk) before i get home. Her cooking is actually amazing, this has only happened 3 times, and I appreciate the effort to surprise me but I usually cook breakfast so it ends up on me to clean up after her the next day on those rare occasions.


I’d be a little more concerned about my wife just sitting at home alone getting hammered

If she is in fact alone and not cooking to coverup her guilt
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19695 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 3:08 pm to
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What’s your SO’s grossest habit?


ATM
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22201 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 3:08 pm to
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I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).

Do you, by chance, live in a sticky nest atop a lofty tree? Do you have several small, fuzzy offspring hungry for your regurgitation?
Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5277 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 3:17 pm to
Not my wife but I know someone who divorced his wife because she likes to shite in the shower. Said it was relaxing with hot water and all.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29498 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 3:37 pm to
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Cups…everywhere. I use the same 3 cups for almost everything- 30oz for Coffee/water every day, 40oz for soccer games and swim meets, 24 oz for cocktails. Washed and reused daily. I pick up more moldy cups than I care to discuss, from her and the children. It’s ridiculous.
Same here. She uses a clean coffee mug every morning and just leaves it in the sink usually without even rinsing it. Of course I rinse it and put it in the dishwasher. I use the same mug every morning and just rinse it and sometimes use the little dish scrubber thingy with soap in the handle.

She also uses at least two glasses a day to drink water out of and always has one on her nightstand. I use the same glass to drink iced tea and milk and I wash it after every use.

And the hair also in the shower. I don’t know how she’s not bald.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
1103 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 3:40 pm to
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What do you expect her to do?


Do you Zip-lock Bag?
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 3:41 pm to
Talking
She’s a coon arse
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8334 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

quote:
I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).

What the frick is wrong with you?


The French do it with wine and it's cool? This would make sense for a Cajun to do it with crawfish flavored potato chips
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63084 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 4:01 pm to
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fricking animal. Put a clip on that



Do you think that factory seals it?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65762 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 4:03 pm to
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She don’t suck like she used to.
Always suited me.

The key to happiness in an imperfect world is managing expectations.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
1103 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 4:13 pm to
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Same. Felt a weird pain taking a leak one time and noticed one of my wife’s long red hairs tightly wrapped around the tip of my dick. How the frick did that happen. shite gets everywhere.


Subtle brag that you’re still getting BJs from wifey.
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