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re: What’s your SO’s grossest habit?
Posted on 10/23/23 at 10:31 am to cbree88
Posted on 10/23/23 at 10:31 am to cbree88
Mine is just kind of gross in general. She does not have that clean gene in her. She will leave piles of shite everywhere. Piles of dirty clothes, cups, candy, crap on her side of the bed. Can't clean the kitchen to save her life. Will walk away from the babys high chair with food all over the chair and floor, and just continue to walk by it even after kid is down. If I don't clean up, shite does not get cleaned.
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Posted on 10/23/23 at 10:33 am to the4thgen
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If I don't clean up, shite does not get cleaned.
wtf are you doing with a pig like that?
Posted on 10/23/23 at 11:17 am to cbree88
Sometimes when we're alone drinking, I'll belch and she belches back at me.
Would not marry again, because wedding vow renewal ceremonies suck.
Would not marry again, because wedding vow renewal ceremonies suck.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 1:50 pm to the4thgen
You are not alone. My wife of 14 years does all of the above as well and some. She also zones out on her phone 6 hrs a day and keeps us in debt. But she is Hot and a good mom. Lets me play with her booty hole whenever i want and is generally a better human than me so what can you do really. Thats the trade off right?
Posted on 10/23/23 at 1:59 pm to Locoguan0
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Really loud burps. Cute as a twenty year old. Not so much at 44.
Ive never thought about it like this, 100% agree.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 2:01 pm to cbree88
Mine does the hair in the shower thing too, and so does my daughter. It’s got to be a female thing.
Also this isn’t gross, but pretty annoying. My wife takes a bottle of water to bed with her every night so she doesn’t have to get up if she gets thirsty in the middle of the night.
Instead of picking it up in the morning, she will have about 5 almost completely full bottles of water still sitting on the floor on her side of the bed at the end of the week.
Also this isn’t gross, but pretty annoying. My wife takes a bottle of water to bed with her every night so she doesn’t have to get up if she gets thirsty in the middle of the night.
Instead of picking it up in the morning, she will have about 5 almost completely full bottles of water still sitting on the floor on her side of the bed at the end of the week.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 2:41 pm to c00per
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Lets me play with her booty hole whenever i want and is generally a better human than me so what can you do really.
Among all holes to enjoy playing with, the shitter is your candy? Bruh…
It’s only a matter of time before you leave her for Gary or Bruce.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 2:43 pm to Willie Stroker
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Among all holes to enjoy playing with, the shitter is your candy? Bruh…
It’s only a matter of time before you leave her for Gary or Bruce.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he agreed with the other poster who said his wife was dirty, then followed that up with butt play
Posted on 10/23/23 at 2:49 pm to Locoguan0
quote:Pics (not Picts) goddammit
Really loud burps. Cute as a twenty year old. Not so much at 44.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 2:50 pm to Shamoan
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I found (more than once) strands of my wife’s hair wrapped around my dong. It’s on occasions we haven’t been sexually active for a few days, and I’ll find it, almost meticulously wrapped. I jokingly asked her if she’s wrapping her hair around my penis when I sleep, but it’s weird.
I've had this happen a few times before as well. I'm not sure how she loses so much hair without being bald.
I have to clean it out of the roomba every week or two.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 2:53 pm to shutterspeed
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Smearing the bedroom walls with her feces.
She’s trying to tell you something. You need to become a better listener.
The message is probably something like, “Please unchain the shackles and let me leave the basement.” But you may never know for sure. Just listen.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 2:56 pm to StringedInstruments
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But her long hair does clog up the shower drain quite often.
This is why I stick it to the wall, and I almost always remember to grab it and toss it in the trash, but sometimes I get distracted. It’s better than clogging the drain though.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 3:01 pm to RealDawg
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I am in the school that likes to pretend women don’t poop BUT I also don’t want to talk about them not pooping.
Wait until you marry a girl with IBS. Can’t do dinner and a movie because her world is dinner and a moveMENT.
She must not have had it as bad when we were dating, or maybe she just hid it well by suggesting we go back to her place after dinner, and dropping the ole “I’m going to get ready and put on something more comfortable.” Or suggesting we just rent a movie.
Now I hear the details about a day in the life of IBS. If she doesn’t poop every morning, she worries about it until it happens.
It’s a good thing she’s hot. Think Salma Hayek with IBS who loves to talk about her IBS. Not a deal-breaker, right?
Posted on 10/23/23 at 3:08 pm to cbree88
Used tampons in the trash can (we have a mo-dad). That shite starts to stink after a couple of days
Posted on 10/23/23 at 3:30 pm to SirWinston
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I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).
What the hell is this shite?
Posted on 10/23/23 at 3:35 pm to Finch
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I’d be a little more concerned about my wife just sitting at home alone getting hammered
If drinking beer by yourself from time to time is wrong I don’t want to be right
Posted on 10/23/23 at 3:37 pm to whiskey over ice
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Used tampons in the trash can (we have a mo-dad). That shite starts to stink after a couple of days
Jesus Christ
Posted on 10/23/23 at 3:44 pm to Willie Stroker
Your comment tells me all I need to know. Keep Stroking Willie. I never said she was dirty. She is lazy and entitled and was not raised to clean house.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 3:51 pm to Pax Regis
No idea what ketosis is but if it requires me to chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtators…I’m out.
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