OKBoomerSooner

re: "I'll take care of this ticket because I'll be prosecuting myself"

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 4/27/24 at 5:30 pm

Average prosecutor tbh....

re: Would you be bothered if you learned your son/daughter didn't stand for the pledge?

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 4/26/24 at 5:36 pm

Thanks for your service snowflake....

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re: Lebron: “ At the end of the day, it’s just basketball”

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 4/26/24 at 6:43 am

Are we ever going to get context for this shitty bait thread or what...

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re: which singer/performer shocked you the mosy by being white

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 4/24/24 at 9:46 pm

Michael Jackson...

Music Board

re: Deion reads aloud note from Spanish 1010 professor ripping students not paying attention

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 4/10/24 at 5:39 pm

Idk man, all the kids these days are talking about how they want to grow up and be just like *checks notes* “SportsGuyNOLA”...

re: Do you tip strippers extra if they tell you they are in Nursing School or Law School?

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 3/20/24 at 11:26 pm

[quote]Seems like they have high aspirations...I've always thrown them an extra dollar or 2 just incase my life were to ever be in their hands, either in the ER or the Courtroom[/quote] So you’d like to increase the chances that your fate is in the hands of a stripper?...

re: I can’t stand when people incorrectly use “I” because they think they are smart

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 3/13/24 at 9:01 pm

It definitely bothers TackySweater and I...

re: Civilian weapon system can shoot 24000 rounds per minute

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 3/13/24 at 8:58 pm

[quote]This is tired[/quote] You saying this in response to every el Gaucho post is far more tired...

re: GDP: Tommy White edition

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 3/7/24 at 1:39 pm

I expect Tommy White’s GDP contribution to be big. Tanks are a huge component of military industry....

Tiger Rant

re: How do you deal with the guilt of living far away from your aging parents?

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 3/6/24 at 5:55 pm

You made the difficult choice so your kids wouldn't have to. In so doing, you also set the precedent for your kids that they can choose to better themselves the same way if they think the place you chose is also a shithole....

re: Most respected user on TD

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 3/4/24 at 4:36 pm

el Gaucho...

re: mars ingenuity helicopter mission has ended

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 2/28/24 at 12:58 pm

It’s too bad Gordon hasn’t put a billboard on Mars yet. Somebody needs to get paid for this!!...

re: Jared Jones called his homer today in the on deck circle

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 2/26/24 at 12:03 am

Holy shite :bow:...

Tiger Rant

re: So Alabama fired Eli Gold?

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 2/22/24 at 1:38 am

[quote]NOT REALLY, IF YOU CAN GET TO ALL THE GAMES, RETIRE MAN[/quote] THATS RIGHT RON I DONT GIVE A PISS BOUT NO ONE BUT THE TIDE...

SEC Rant

re: 9 yr old Vegas boy rats out his mom for selling drugs out the house

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 2/13/24 at 4:00 pm

Kid probably just saved the trajectory of his life....

re: Have to say...Taylor looked like she was cringing when Travis was speaking

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 2/11/24 at 11:41 pm

[quote]You sound like you wanna power bottom for Kelce. It’s not too late to delete.[/quote] it's definitely too late for him :lol:...

re: Have to say...Taylor looked like she was cringing when Travis was speaking

Posted by OKBoomerSooner on 2/11/24 at 11:05 pm

no one: morgus: [quote]That's the look of desperately needing to be filled soon. When women watch their men do something physical like that and are victorious, nothing makes their womb's ache more.[/quote]...