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re: What’s the dumbest question a girl has ever asked you?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:22 am to Torrence Hatch
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:22 am to Torrence Hatch
"What are you thinking"?
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:25 am to Torrence Hatch
Overheard this one once:
“I work for a hedge fund manager”
“Oh. Cool. So you like, trim bushes and stuff?”
“I work for a hedge fund manager”
“Oh. Cool. So you like, trim bushes and stuff?”
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:31 am to Torrence Hatch
Do you want to hear about my day?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:31 am to CommunityCollegeFTW
Once had a lady freaking out that she had lost her rental car keys. Wanted us to check surveillance but we couldn’t. Spent about 30 minutes with her trying to contact housekeeping and security, nothing. So finally she pulls a piece of paper out of her purse and says “at least I didn’t lose the valet ticket so they should at least be able to find the car...”
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:32 am to Torrence Hatch
We were having a fuxk fest on Spring Break after playing a gig at La Vela at the hotel. Chick the bass player had just nailed climbed into the bed with me saying, "my turn?"
I turn to my chick and say, "how bout a switch?"
She looks confused and says, "a switch? you wanna do it with the lights on?"
Caught crabs.
Good times.
I turn to my chick and say, "how bout a switch?"
She looks confused and says, "a switch? you wanna do it with the lights on?"
Caught crabs.
Good times.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:33 am to Torrence Hatch
Is it in?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:34 am to Torrence Hatch
I asked what’s with the two brake pedals on a standard car.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:35 am to Torrence Hatch
It wasn’t a question but she thought the civil war was fought between two continents
North America and South America
North America and South America
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:35 am to Torrence Hatch
It wasn't a question but had a girl tell me "The Stock Market is fake".
After asking for more details, she truly believed the whole thing was made up...She was a bright one.
After asking for more details, she truly believed the whole thing was made up...She was a bright one.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:36 am to Torrence Hatch
Not a question but a female told me once that steak came horses not cows
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:37 am to CommunityCollegeFTW
quote:
“Oh. Cool. So you like, trim bushes and stuff?”
when I started working for my company the initial training was about six weeks, new hire flight attendant training was about five weeks, I was flying with a new sky slut one day and she was asking about our training, how long, etc., her eyes got big and she asked "you mean if I'd have stayed one more week I could have been a pilot?" she seemed to be real upset up over her missed opportunity, I've heard some beauties from that all star group of Mensa alumni over the years
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:37 am to Torrence Hatch
In BIOL 1001 at LSU, we were discussing how during the beginning stages of human development inside the womb, humans have gill-like anatomy to breath. Similar to fish, but then they go away as the body grows.
Dumb blonde (no pics because this was years ago but the OT would want pics - she was hot) turns to me and asks me "OMG, where are our gills now?". I just stared at her in disbelief. I gained my composure and said, "what?". She repeated the question but this time turned to the professor and asked him. The auditorium burst out with laughter when they realized she was 100% serious. She was freaking out because she couldn't find her gills.
Dumb blonde (no pics because this was years ago but the OT would want pics - she was hot) turns to me and asks me "OMG, where are our gills now?". I just stared at her in disbelief. I gained my composure and said, "what?". She repeated the question but this time turned to the professor and asked him. The auditorium burst out with laughter when they realized she was 100% serious. She was freaking out because she couldn't find her gills.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:39 am to bootyswamper
“Is New Mexico really a state or just a new part of Mexico?”
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:39 am to Torrence Hatch
Do chickens have ribs? 
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:41 am to Salmon
quote:
do you want to have sex?"
Assumed this would be the first comment.
Wasn't disappointed.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:42 am to Torrence Hatch
"Do you love me?"
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:42 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
She was freaking out because she couldn't find her gills.
should have offered to take her to your "lab" after class to help her find her gills. come on baw!
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:43 am to Torrence Hatch
I got asked why i was going skiing in Chili in July. "but its summer, they dont have any snow!"
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:45 am to 19
quote:
We were having a fuxk fest on Spring Break after playing a gig at La Vela at the hotel. Chick the bass player had just nailed climbed into the bed with me saying, "my turn?"
I turn to my chick and say, "how bout a switch?"
She looks confused and says, "a switch? you wanna do it with the lights on?"
Caught crabs.
Good times.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:49 am to Torrence Hatch
Who's playing in the Iron Bowl this year?
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