re: What’s the dumbest question a girl has ever asked you?

This is one, my boss at the time told me.

His wife's received some inheritance money or something and was trying to figure out what she was going to do with it. Whether or not she wanted to put it in some type of fund.. something like that.

He was a regular at a local bar. He would go for 1 hr everyday after work and he had a certain he went on weekends. He said one day she came into the bar and in front of his buddies who were sitting at the bar she said "I figured it out! Both of these two banks (she said the names) offer 2% interest. I am going to put half in this bank and half in that bank and that way I will be getting 4% interest.

I forgot the exact numbers, but the point is, she thought by putting half in two different banks she could double the interest of her investment.

Am I circumcised

first serious gf back when I was 15...asked me after we had been fooling around for about 10 minutes.. did I make it hard?

Many years ago I told my very young, now ex why they planted pecan trees exactly 40 feet apart (made up footage)....."because if they planted them any closer they would actually grab each others roots and pull one another down". Never said anything else about it.

Over twenty years later she calls me. "I just embarrassed myself telling my co-workers the reason why they plant pecan trees at a distance from one another....I hate you". She is really extremely smart but gullible.

In strip joints, they always ask May I sit with you? I follow that with a question of can I stick my finger in your arse? For some strange reason, 99% of them walk away

When I was married, my step daughter asked me if the North really burned Atlanta during the Civil War. My now ex responded "Hitler burned all the South, baby. That's why the world hates him."