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re: What’s the dumbest question a girl has ever asked you?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:52 am to deeprig9
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:52 am to deeprig9
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You are the people that take infants into sit down restaurants.
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Georgia Fan
Every restaurant I eat at is "sit down". I guess Georgia fans prefer their bowls/food on the floor like most animals...
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 9:53 am
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:54 am to cypresstiger
Why are there pumpkins in the train? This is the train that atop the left field wall in Minute Maid park in HOU.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:55 am to CHEDBALLZ
Do I have to swallow
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:01 am to Tester1216
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I asked what’s with the two brake pedals on a standard car.
Had that happen to me too lmao. Coworker girl asked why my car had 3 pedals. I told her “the third one’s for the rocket boost.” Nevermind the fact that I was clearly using it in conjunction with shifter in the center console. My male coworkers and I had a good laugh about that
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:03 am to Torrence Hatch
"So I get football and everything, but what's a first down?"
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:08 am to Torrence Hatch
"Do you really have to go fishing this weekend?"
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:10 am to jrodfishin
She’s a smart girl (UGA grad
oxymoron
oxymoron
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:42 am to Torrence Hatch
“Why do you watch so much football?”
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:44 am to CHEDBALLZ
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I had my 6 week old son with me and the hostess seated me and him and my wife, she looked in the baby carrier, he was sleeping, and says..... "Oh, hes so cute, did he open his eyes yet?"
I went a long time thinking baby’s didn’t open their eyes until several weeks old. Not sure why but that must be a common thing out there or something
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:44 am to Torrence Hatch
Got on an elevator on the bottom floor of a two story parking garage. A woman stepped on and asked, "is this going up".
I wanted to do the Bill Engvall thing and say, "Nope...sideways...here's your sign"...but I just said yes and let it go.
I wanted to do the Bill Engvall thing and say, "Nope...sideways...here's your sign"...but I just said yes and let it go.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:52 am to Torrence Hatch
We were driving to San Antionio from BR one time and my wife asked “Have we passed through Mobile yet” 
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:59 am to deeprig9
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You are the people that take infants into sit down restaurants.
That is the best time to take a child to a restaurant. They sleep 3/4 of the day. You can usually get in and out of a restaurant before they wake up. I'd much rather sit next to a table with an infant than a two year old. Also, what is your complaint? They make some noise occasionally? Do you expect parents to not eat out for years at a time?
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 10:59 am
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:59 am to JeePR711
quote:did she go to Cambridge for graduate school?
The card said Auschwitz. She had never heard the name.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:59 am to facher08
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One told me to turn off onto Frontage Road. She pronounced it like "montage". I ran that one into the ground.
I'm definitely gonna start using that pronunciation
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:01 am to Torrence Hatch
A girl in our payroll department kept applying Washington DC tax codes to some employee paychecks in Washington state.
We pointed out her mistake and her response was "what's the difference?"
We pointed out her mistake and her response was "what's the difference?"
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:06 am to nvasil1
Had a girl ask me how to spell academic as she was typing it into Microsoft Word. She was an English major with a degree from LSU too.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:06 am to nvasil1
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A girl in our payroll department kept applying Washington DC tax codes to some employee paychecks in Washington state.
We pointed out her mistake and her response was "what's the difference?"
And this is why my paycheck gets messed up multiple times per year.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:14 am to Torrence Hatch
what does #1 seed mean?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:17 am to Torrence Hatch
My wife's sister called my wife and asked her what you are supposed to do with the electric chord when you put your toaster in the dishwasher
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:36 am to Torrence Hatch
Not a question but my girlfriend at the time told me "You can't get a concussion if your head hits something, you can only get a concussion if something hits your head." :wut:
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 11:38 am
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