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re: Going to Europe for the first time. Any tips? - samson73103
Beware of terrorists ...
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re: I can predict from FB posts which of my female friends will leave their husbands - samson73103
Women are whores. Water is wet. Fire is hot. ...
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re: Andy Staples at SI: "disappointing defeats to SEC bottom feeders Ole Miss and.." - samson73103
[quote]Bottom feeders" and Ole Miss football go together like peanut butter and jelly. [/quote] :Lol: I almost spewed my coffee when I read this...
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re: Chad Kelly banned from combine? - samson73103
[quote] Roger Goodell can go frick himself, he's the worst thing that happened to the league. He's a little cucked bitch.[/quote] Not often I'll agree with a Longwhorns fan but this quote is on the money. ...
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re: How many drinks justify impotence (whiskey dick)? - samson73103
When I was in college, a bunch of us used to take Mini-Thins, or white crosses, as we called them. You could buy them OTC at most convenience stores. Can't recall the active ingredient but they would allow you to stay up all night and drink copious amounts of alcohol. The hangover would be brutal bu...
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re: In T-Town:Tuscaloosa - samson73103
See if you can track down Lester Cotton. He's got the hook up on some good herb. ...
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re: Long-term reliability of turbo cars/trucks? - samson73103
No. Modern turbocharged engines are very reliable. ...
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re: Best potential SECCG matchups that have never happened - samson73103
Ole Miss vs anyone ...
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re: If you think about it all of Bamas NCs under Saban are tainted - samson73103
[quote]They are hardly tainted but Bama has been pretty fricking fortunate[/quote] Doesn't every team that wins a conference and/or NC needs a little good fortune? Bama had Florida on the ropes in 2008 SEC title game until Hightower got flagged for a PF that gave Tebow new life. In 2013 Auburn got ...
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re: If you think about it all of Bamas NCs under Saban are tainted - samson73103
[quote]Bet I have a higher education than you gump[/quote] Education and intelligence are not the same thing. Your OP has already proven you're lacking in the intelligence department. ...
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Opposing fan bases laughing at Bama - samson73103
I was looking forward to seeing what Sark could do with Hurts and the freshmen QB's so this turn of events disappoints me. But does anyone really think Sark gets his new gig without Saban's blessing? Especially considering his past struggles with alcohol. Does anyone really think Dan Quinn or someo...
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re: In what game did your team go "full Falcon"? - samson73103
[quote]2010 Iron Bowl[/quote] Motherfricking this!...
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re: Brady Will Now Break Every Peyton/Favre Record - samson73103
[quote]Samson, do you think (barring injury) Brady & Bill both retire/walk away at the same time?[/quote] I think Belichick stays around longer than Brady. I believe Brady is the GOAT but he has at most another couple years left before he is done. He's played a long time without much in the way of ...
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re: What guns do you own? - samson73103
[quote]Why would someone downvote me for not owning a gun?[/quote] Because a man who doesn't own a gun is a pussy. ...
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re: What guns do you own? - samson73103
Sig Sauer P320 9mm Sig Sauer P290RS 9mm Kimber Solo 9mm Kel-Tec PF9 9mm Ruger LCP2 380 DPMS .223 Remington 870 12 gauge Remington 1100 20 gauge Winchester Model 12 16 gauge Remington 700 .270 Remington 700 .280 Winchester 30-30 I'm ready for the invasion. Come at me bro!...
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re: The Braves and the Falcons are the biggest choke artist franchises EVER - samson73103
This is a historic melt. Carry on! :cheers:...
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re: NE ran 93 plays, had 40+ mins TOP, and 200 more yards of offense - samson73103
[quote]Atlanta had big plays but couldn't sustain the drives that they couldn't get the big plays on[/quote] Much like Bama against Clemson. Except Atlanta could complete a forward pass. ...
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re: Brady Will Now Break Every Peyton/Favre Record - samson73103
No way Brady plays until he's 44. He will be like Peyton....lighting it up one year then going off a cliff the next. Also whatever gave you the impression Peyton didn't take care of his body? Never was a Peyton fan but you have to respect his accomplishments. ...
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re: That was the most painful loss I've ever seen in the NFL - samson73103
[quote]Next question is how does it compare to other sports?[/quote] Not sure anything can top that ground ball going thru Bill Buckner's legs in the 86 World Series. ...
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re: Tell a story of how you wronged a girl - samson73103
[quote]There is a lot more to the story.[/quote] Let's hear it...
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