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re: What’s the dumbest question a girl has ever asked you?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:48 am to deeprig9
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:48 am to deeprig9
Yes he's 14 and my daughter is 13. They know very well how to act right in public. Plus, you cant stop eating because you have a kid. Not everyone has a babysitter 24/7.
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:49 am to Torrence Hatch
In high school I had a 16 year old girl ask me what time it was. We were facing an analog clock with the hour and minute hands and I pointed it out. She said, "Oh those stupid things. I can't tell time on that." I was a little shocked. This girl also told me when I got a new truck that she liked my truck so much that she wanted to f*** it and put the exhaust pipe in her p*ssy. Her words, not mine. She was an interesting character.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:51 am to Rouge
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:51 am to Torrence Hatch
There's a big Nissan plant in Canton, MS near Jackson where my wife is from. Tons of cars in their lot.
Someone told my wife in high school that Nissan had lasers that shot things out of the sky so they didn't hit their new cars. Such as debris from the wind or hail.
She told me this fun fact when we were 21 and absolutely believed it to be true.
Someone told my wife in high school that Nissan had lasers that shot things out of the sky so they didn't hit their new cars. Such as debris from the wind or hail.
She told me this fun fact when we were 21 and absolutely believed it to be true.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:52 am to Torrence Hatch
Did you pull out.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:52 am to Torrence Hatch
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What’s the dumbest question a girl has ever asked you?
Back in 2000, a girl asked me if we had to rewind the DVD before returning it to Blockbuster.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 12:30 pm to Torrence Hatch
Went into grocery store and asked a girl where the cold drinks were located. Her response was down that isle but I don’t think there cold
Posted on 1/10/19 at 12:31 pm to Torrence Hatch
When the trailer for Titanic comes out, I casually mention “well, you know how it’s going to end”
Girl looks at me and says “how do you know?”
Girl looks at me and says “how do you know?”
Posted on 1/10/19 at 12:33 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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Ummm, did they really teach that? Embryos get their oxygen from the umbilical cord. There are no gills. Y'all should have laughed that professor out of the auditorium, too.
It's extremely likely that I wasn't listening and that was just my takeaway from the lecture
Posted on 1/10/19 at 12:35 pm to DatNolaClap
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In high school I had a 16 year old girl ask me what time it was. We were facing an analog clock with the hour and minute hands and I pointed it out. She said, "Oh those stupid things. I can't tell time on that." I was a little shocked. This girl also told me when I got a new truck that she liked my truck so much that she wanted to f*** it and put the exhaust pipe in her p*ssy. Her words, not mine. She was an interesting character.
how is your sister these days?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 12:37 pm to Torrence Hatch
Serious question from a female. We lived in Lafayette and my dad was being transferred overseas with Exxon. She asked: What bridge are you taking when you and your parents move to Malaysia?
I feel dumb writing this.
I feel dumb writing this.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 12:37 pm to 19
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We were having a fuxk fest on Spring Break after playing a gig at La Vela at the hotel. Chick the bass player had just nailed climbed into the bed with me saying, "my turn?"
I turn to my chick and say, "how bout a switch?"
She looks confused and says, "a switch? you wanna do it with the lights on?"
This is how I know this story was made up.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 1:01 pm to RJL2
How
Posted on 1/10/19 at 1:05 pm to Torrence Hatch
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A female friend (no pics) just asked me if Ole Miss was in Tennessee. You can’t make this shite up.
Is Little Rock, Arkansas the furthest south state capital in the US?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 1:23 pm to Torrence Hatch
Crossing the I10 bridge at Lake Charles my ex asked what body of water that was.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 1:27 pm to Torrence Hatch
Does my butt look big
Posted on 1/10/19 at 1:28 pm to Torrence Hatch
After searching Google for a a place to eat, my ex asked me if wanted to try Asian food since she couldn't find any Chinese restaurants.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 1:29 pm to dkreller
Killed a copperhead in the back yard by chopping is head off with a shovel. The thing is still moving as snakes tend to do and my wife with a 2x major and masters asks me if his head was going to reattach since it was moving. I honestly couldn't even come up with a smartass quip, I was dumbfounded.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 1:31 pm to Torrence Hatch
Was watching a football game with a group of people and one of the girls there saw the yellow first down line on the tv and she asked how do they move the first down line on the field after the team gets past it because she thought it was an actual physical yellow line that was really on the field
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