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re: What's the best advice anyone has given you regarding women?

Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34025 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:50 pm to
An average looking rich girl is job security.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14663 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:16 pm to
Rent
Posted by RDOtiger
Zachary
Member since Oct 2013
1146 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:37 pm to
From my grandfather: "never turn down a piece of cat before you're married; every piece you turn down is one less piece you'll get in your life time."
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27688 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:39 pm to
no matter how good looking she is, theres a guy out there that's tired of putting up with her

all girls shite

you run, they chase. you chase, they run
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27688 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

From my grandfather: "never turn down a piece of cat before you're married; every piece you turn down is one less piece you'll get in your life time."


exactly

this was my plan my senior year in college. I knew I would be sitting behind a desk with 2 kids and a wife one day and regretting turning down pussy. so I said frick it and for about a year I didn't say no to shite. fat, skinny, minority, no shits given. it all felt the same with the lights off.
Posted by PaBon
UPT 17th W/D
Member since Sep 2014
1890 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 6:46 pm to
Hooking up with an ex is like a dog eating it vomit.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8119 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:41 am to
Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and still live
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
13946 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:43 am to
They're all crazy.... but there's a million kinds of crazy.

The freakier they are the shorter they stay around

Don't say "i don't care" when they ask what you want to do.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11656 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:47 am to
quote:

no matter how good looking she is, theres a guy out there that's tired of putting up with her


this
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:53 am to
Handle with caution. Combustible material inside.
Posted by LessofLes
Member since Sep 2010
1686 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:03 am to
You're gonna end up with crazy. How much is up to you.

Hot/crazy matrix
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:04 am to
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:06 am to
2 in the front, 5 in the back.

called the mini van.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19683 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:08 am to
quote:

you mean the drug or a bottle


I interpreted it as either or.
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16624 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:14 am to
quote:

If it floats, flies, or fricks - Rent it!


came to post this, glad I read first.
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10290 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:15 am to
If your not tall:

It's ok to be with a tall woman because when you nose to nose your toes are in it and when you are toes to toes your nose is in it!
Posted by frankenfish
Crofton, MD
Member since Feb 2008
837 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:16 am to
You can marry more in a minute than you can make in a lifetime.

Not that I lived by it...
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32710 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:16 am to
Avoid a woman that has no female friends.
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:28 am to
Wise man, sitting next to me one time, did say, in regards to a young lady that had "gotten away from him", son, I missed my chance....don't YOU let regret take place, of the dreams you have to chase...shoot, just ask her to dance...go on, son....I mean, crap, you may get shot down, may even just fall right on your face, but roll those dice, and have some faith.

Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
7989 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:30 am to
Marry a girl with small hands. That way, your pecker looks big forever.
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