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Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:36 am to RockAndRollDetective
If you ever have even one feeling that a chick has any emotional instability, GTFO as quickly as possible.
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 9:38 am
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:43 am to X123F45
Women do not take you as you are, like they vow to do at the altar. For the first six months of marriage, you are your own man. After that, she will start making adjustments to that oath she took.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:43 am to X123F45
Watch a sunrise/sunset in its entirety once a month.
Too many people wait until old age to appreciate the world around them.
Most spend their 20s scrambling for money or a position, by the time they have both, they have no idea what happiness is.
I wasted my early 20s soul searching, which was financially stupid, but it taught me patience beyond that of my peers. My mid to late 20s was spent finding a wife, an actual partner. Now, as I'm finishing them out, I'm financially behind my friends, but with them all considering divorce or popping out kids, I'm gaining ground quite rapidly.
There are times I wish I wouldn't have wasted so much time/money/self respect before meeting my wife, but that was the only way we would ever have ended up at the same location at just the right time.
Twice a month, we take a drive to nowhere, it helps us to remember what we're working toward.
Too many people wait until old age to appreciate the world around them.
Most spend their 20s scrambling for money or a position, by the time they have both, they have no idea what happiness is.
I wasted my early 20s soul searching, which was financially stupid, but it taught me patience beyond that of my peers. My mid to late 20s was spent finding a wife, an actual partner. Now, as I'm finishing them out, I'm financially behind my friends, but with them all considering divorce or popping out kids, I'm gaining ground quite rapidly.
There are times I wish I wouldn't have wasted so much time/money/self respect before meeting my wife, but that was the only way we would ever have ended up at the same location at just the right time.
Twice a month, we take a drive to nowhere, it helps us to remember what we're working toward.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:03 am to darnol91
Never trust the weatherman.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:03 am to X123F45
If the hibachi raw meat and veggies station seems warmer than your average refrigerator, do NOT get the raw chicken and shrimp anyway. You'll save yourself roughly 15 hours that would have been spent in the bathroom over the course of the next week.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:05 am to X123F45
Don't fall asleep in your Birthday Suit with your kids visiting for the weekend.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:08 am to X123F45
I tell both of my sons this "You have a dick and a brain but only enough blood to work one at a time."
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:10 am to X123F45
Wear sunscreen
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:12 am to X123F45
As Steve Martin's character's father told him in "The Jerk"- "Don't trust whitey"
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:13 am to X123F45
Remember, it be like that sometimes.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:17 am to X123F45
Just when you think things can't possibly get worse for you, they can.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:20 am to X123F45
The only time someone will look better than on a job interview is on their wedding day. If there is just one shred of doubt in you mind, don't hire them.
Never hire anyone you can't fire.
And,
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
Never hire anyone you can't fire.
And,
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:23 am to X123F45
quality of life >>>> paycheck
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:24 am to X123F45
Take a year or a semester off after high school. Work in places you think you may want to focus your degree in.
Open a Roth IRA as soon as possible and put whatever in it.
Open a Roth IRA as soon as possible and put whatever in it.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:25 am to X123F45
Test pussy with your finger not your tongue.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:38 am to X123F45
Don't mess with Happy!
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:38 am to X123F45
the only thing worse than losing a bet is not having action
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:50 am to X123F45
"Never be anyone's first and don't be anyone's last" words of the great Vincent Chase
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:52 am to X123F45
Never fart directly before or on the act of sitting down
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