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re: What's a life lesson you wish to pass on?

Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:54 am to
Posted by MrBiriwa
Biriwa,OH
Member since Nov 2010
7116 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:54 am to
Never trust a big butt and a smile
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:00 am to
never let a woman go out dressed like
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
1908 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:26 am to
Any woman can spoon on enough makeup to look good. Find one that looks great with no makeup and is athletic enough to stay in shape. Always check out her mom to see if she will be a fattass or a bitch when older....
Posted by hi2ulol
Member since Sep 2009
1268 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:30 am to
DO NOT get married!

It's the equivalent of giving up your freedom for the same pussy for the rest of your life. Worst deal ever.

Save yourself the trouble and just buy one of those new twerking butts.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9178 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:40 am to
Cankles on a skinny girl are like a crystal ball. They warn you of a certain future.

All women are crazy, your goal should be to find one with an acceptable level of crazy for you, will be faithful, and knows how to communicate. If you can get that, most everyting else can be worked through.

Honor and integrity takes years to establish and seconds to destroy. Don't ever forget that.


Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29168 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:42 am to
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
Don't mess around with Jim or Slim.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27359 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:58 am to
quote:

DO NOT get married!

It's the equivalent of giving up your freedom for the same pussy for the rest of your life. Worst deal ever.

Save yourself the trouble and just buy one of those new twerking butts.




Lesson #4

Don't be a bitter old frick.

Posted by LSUmajek
Kemah
Member since Dec 2013
546 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

Honor and integrity takes years to establish and seconds to destroy. Don't ever forget that.


This is good
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:16 pm to
"Lord loves a workin' man; Don't trust whitey; See a doctor and get rid of it."
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:19 pm to
If she fricked you on the first date, she'll frick your neighbor on your first business trip.

There are two types of people: Those who will cheat, and those who won't. If they cheat on their SO with you....

Marriage is pointless for a man if you aren't going to have kids. Think about it.

The most important thing after fidelity in a woman is financial sense and responsibility. If she spends her whole paycheck every month, she will do the same with yours.

If your wife says 'I'm going to keep working after we have junior' she is lying to herself and lying to you. Women hate working after having a kid.

If your girlfriend and your mother don't get along at first meeting, they will never get along, and you will suffer for it forever.

Higher education is worthless for 75% of the people who attend. You are probably one of those people.

Opportunity comes dressed as a lot of hard work.

If you think you're above kissing your current boss's arse, then you can look forward to kissing your subordinate's arse in 10 years when he's your boss.

If a woman tells you "it's XXXX or me" and XXXX is a person, you should always choose XXXX. No woman who you're going to be happy with will make outright demands for your to cut off people she doesn't like.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260008 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

Any woman can spoon on enough makeup to look good. Find one that looks great with no makeup and is athletic enough to stay in shape.


Solid advise. Find a self actualizer. No insecurity issues and not shallow.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16993 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:29 pm to
1. Crazy eyes: they're real son. Know the warning signs

2. Learn a trade. The first 5-10 years will probably suck, but you'll be banking and your own boss by your early 30s.

3. Don't have kids until you're in your 30s.

4. Take plenty of vacations before you have children. See the world

5. Never marry a girl that has to take anxiety medication.
Posted by RedWineMeNow
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2015
339 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:31 pm to
When people show you who they are, believe them.
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 12:34 pm
Posted by RedWineMeNow
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2015
339 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:31 pm to
Don't get married unless you plan on having kids with them or feel you have to be married once. Other than that, just live with them. Marriage sucks.
Posted by FunroePete
The Big Cheezy
Member since Dec 2012
1531 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Never marry a girl that has to take anxiety medication.




interdasting
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 12:33 pm to
You can't change other people's behavior.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27359 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 2:28 pm to
I could go for a fat chick right now.

Sometimes you just need one 190+
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71346 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 2:35 pm to
Follow the George Clooney and frick Yeah rules.

If she would rearrange her schedule for a date with George Clooney but not for you, she's not interested.

If both partners in a relationship are not frick Yeah on dating, don't.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11798 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 2:36 pm to
Always pull out
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71346 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 2:37 pm to
Weird bump dude.
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