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re: What's a life lesson you wish to pass on?

Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:28 am to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27355 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:28 am to
If a girl can drink more than a 300lb man, it's the craziness fueling her. Beware.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:36 am to
"Never, ever try to understand women"
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
10695 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:41 am to
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108735 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:47 am to
When in doubt, do a cup check.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:50 am to
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Start saving money for retirement when you are very young.


This. It's hard to do for young people starting out but recommendable none the less. Here's a little example. I was given a savings bond, $100 face (cost $50 to buy) value back in '77. Interest was 4.5% for the 30 year maturity. Cashed it in about two months ago and the cashier handed me $564. If only...
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9924 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:51 am to
Don't ever trust a fart.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98142 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:52 am to
Never skip a chance to take a shower, brush your teeth, change your underwear, or charge your phone.
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9347 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:00 am to
Don't play with drugs. Never a good ending.
Posted by sonusfaber
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Apr 2010
2625 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:01 am to
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saving money for retirement


You know, moving to a state with no income tax has done wonders for this. Even though any discipline could do this and not think about it...just follow me on this.

Whereas in LA, state income tax is taken out of the check and you are just used to seeing it gone. Moving to a state with no income tax essentially allows me to contribute more to pre-tax retirement. So now instead of the state getting 6% (or whatever it is), that goes into my retirement. And couple that with the company match and I'm really making headway.

And trust me, I know my state is getting it one way or another, through other tax. Just saying, this has done well for my actual month to month earnings.

Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:01 am to
Forgot this one....."be careful of the toes you step on today because they'll be attached to the arse you're kissing tomorrow."
Posted by darnol91
Member since Jun 2015
749 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:04 am to
Learn what makes people happy, and tell them what they want to hear.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61586 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:22 am to
I dont care if you save cash and put it in a safe deposit box. Just save something and do it while you are young.

I am older than most here. Getting close to 50. I opened a 401K as soon as I could when I was young. I think the age was 21. I saved some but it was not enough compared to what I was making.

When I got 45, I realized that I had not done enough. So I had to scramble. Fortunately for me, I made a few moves and got things on track. I was lucky. Most wont be and will not be prepared.

I do not plan on having a full time job after the age of 55 or 56. If that is a plan of yours, plan for it while you are in your 20's

Get use to saving anything. Even if it is $25 a week. It makes it easier when you need to stash big chunks of money away later.

Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:23 am to
The first thing my Chemistry Lab Instructor told us my Freshman year of college:

"Hot glass looks just like cold glass".

You'd be surprised how many times that knowledge has served me.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:24 am to
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Always shite on company time


A co-worker of mine said that word for word last week...said that is what his old manager told him on his first job out of college.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:25 am to
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Never trust a fart


I always heard it was, "Never trust a fart after the age of 30"
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
33936 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:26 am to
A person is intelligent and kind, but people are stupid and mean.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:27 am to
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I think a better lesson is to always trust a fart. Life's too short to be stingy with you're releases, have fun with them- get creative.


Sounds good, until you have one go 3D on you.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:27 am to
You can't get a girl pregnant if it's her first time or yours.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65635 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:29 am to

I wish to pass on this wisdom: Kids of college, bed a 40+ year old just once in your young lives. You will receive total consciousness.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:31 am to
Here's one I learned:

Not only should you not think the first girl you bang is going to be your future wife, you shouldn't think any of the first 50 or so will be either. I don't care who says otherwise or has a happy experience, marrying your high school sweetheart is mostly a bad idea. I learned the technique, which is the same as working your way up the ladder in a career. You take in a large pool of potential significant others and one REALLY good one will eventually emerge from the pack as "the one". Don't rush it; as a guy, the more notches you have on your belt, the higher quality of females you get access to. Plus, you get to work out your need for sexual variety so it hopefully won't come back to haunt you later and ruin your marriage.

Seems pretty obvious but it's surprising how many guys don't get any of that.
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