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re: What would the OT do: Neighbor problem

Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by NeverRains
Texas
Member since Jun 2012
3010 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:31 pm to
Yeah nothing will scare him off like a good fart straight in his face.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52157 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

get crazy drunk and tell him you are thinking about sawing his head off
not sure why, but I can't stop laughing every time I read this
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
5997 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:32 pm to
Big fence and big bushes.

Just be glad he's not an obnoxious drunk.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:32 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 3:03 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67592 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:35 pm to
Get him to read this thread. Then say damn I'm not the only one
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52157 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:36 pm to
Its a nuisance but also one of those things you shrug off because you know it could be worse. I would just start dropping subtle hints.

"oh hey, how are you? it feels great outside so the wife and I are just trying to spend some quality time. You know what I mean?"

Also, you live in Alabama. why is your home so close to the next home? Seems pointless. Are you in an urban area, near some sort of downtown or university?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65862 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:38 pm to
Hoover.

OP: Have your wife suck him off, community spirit and all.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:39 pm to
Next time tell him that you and your wife are enjoying a private party and just tell him nicely that you want some privacy.

You should post pics of your wife.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:41 pm to
Reminds me of the Extras when Gervais just plants his face in the bowl of soup.
Posted by Elusiveporpi
Below I-10
Member since Feb 2011
2576 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:43 pm to
Find out who he voted for, what he likes. Then tell jokes that cut all that down to the ground. Racist jokes will make people flea quite fast
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30504 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:43 pm to
Sounds like he needs some friends. Invite some other older neighbors over and hope he starts going over to their house all the time. Seems like they might have more common things to talk about. They might be fading and need a "know it all."
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18804 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:11 pm to
Blame it on the wife. Tell him she thinks he is a bad influence on you and does not want him hanging around.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33362 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:20 pm to
I didnt take Hoover to be an alley kind of city. Thought it was pretty much suburban?
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10512 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:24 pm to
Whenever you see him coming, pick up your cell phone and start screaming.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105446 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:37 pm to
This may be one of those damned if you do, damned if you don't scenarios, it all depends on how reasonable of a man he is, and if he would understand you telling him there are times you just want it to be you and your family.

You are just going to have to go have the talk and let the pieces fall where they may.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124664 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:41 pm to
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20621 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

I didnt take Hoover to be an alley kind of city.


It's not. If I had to guess, Lyle's in one of those newer neighborhoods (usually garden homes) where house access is supposed to be hidden off alleys in the back. Keeps parking and much neighborhood traffic off the streets in the front. No unsightly driveways mucking up the views of cookie cutter lawns.

Edit - LSULyle, just move the grill to the front porch.
This post was edited on 9/28/15 at 10:48 pm
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15360 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:47 pm to
Grill in the front. Seems like the only option without hurting the old fellas feelings.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58382 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:00 pm to
Just roll your grill into his yard and y'all hang out there. Now your his problem.
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