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re: What would the OT do: Neighbor problem
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:15 pm to CaptainsWafer
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:15 pm to CaptainsWafer
You could just tell him that you're having marital issues and need to spend some time alone together to get back on track.
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Blame it all on your wife and that way you stay cool with him and make her the bad guy. Better yet, if she just told him next time hes over that yall prefer a bit more privacy then I guarantee he will respect that and the relationship will remain pretty good. An older man like that will give a younger woman a bit more leeway than if you were to tell him the same thing.
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Blame it all on your wife and that way you stay cool with him and make her the bad guy. Better yet, if she just told him next time hes over that yall prefer a bit more privacy then I guarantee he will respect that and the relationship will remain pretty good. An older man like that will give a younger woman a bit more leeway than if you were to tell him the same thing.
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Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:17 pm to LSULyle00690
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I can't think of any possible solution to this problem.
Rub one out in front of him. Bonus points if you are able to get some on him before he leaves.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:29 pm to LSULyle00690
Start every sentence with "I'm an engineer." He will eventually leave and/or blow his brains out.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:30 pm to Bard
He will leave the neighbor on the other side $35mill in Berkshire Hathaway stock because you just couldn't put up with him. 
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:35 pm to Priapus
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He will leave the neighbor on the other side $35mill in Berkshire Hathaway stock because you just couldn't put up with him.
LIKELY [NOT LIKELY]
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:35 pm to LSULyle00690
He's lonely. Introduce him to a nice single lady in his age range.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:00 am to LSULyle00690
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:24 am to LSULyle00690
The real problem, not that you would like to admit it, is that the neighbor is deep dicking your wife. She is encouraging this shite.
Confront her.
I'm sure she will deny the accusations.
Sorry I had to be the one to tell you, OP.
Everyone else knows...just ask them.
Confront her.
I'm sure she will deny the accusations.
Sorry I had to be the one to tell you, OP.
Everyone else knows...just ask them.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:33 am to Walt OReilly
The old pervert neighbor of yours obviously has the hots for your wife.
Sounds like you're a pussy and can't man up to tell him to frick off.
Hopefully you have a faithful wife.
Sounds like you're a pussy and can't man up to tell him to frick off.
Hopefully you have a faithful wife.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:34 am to Elusiveporpi
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Find out who he voted for, what he likes. Then tell jokes that cut all that down to the ground. Racist jokes will make people flea quite fast
Politics and religion are the best wedge you can use to drive someone away. If your beliefs are in opposition to his and you constantly bring them up he should start to visit less. If he is not irritated by that then he could be dangerous but look at his hands before you try to frick him up.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:40 am to LSULyle00690
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What would the OT do: Neighbor problem by LSULyle00690
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:44 am to LSULyle00690
Is he conservative or liberal? Whatever he is, start ranting about how great the other side is. "Donald Trump will make a fine President!" "I can't wait for Bill to be First Husband!" shite like that.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 1:22 am to LateArrivalforLSU
Front facing garage doors 
Posted on 9/29/15 at 1:59 am to Bossier2323
Posted on 9/29/15 at 6:56 am to LSULyle00690
Knock on his door and tell him the court has ordered you to inform the neighborhood that you are a registered sex offender.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 7:03 am to LSULyle00690
Move.
Just. Move.
Just. Move.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 7:06 am to Bossier2323
Buy a trained guard dog.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 7:32 am to LSULyle00690
Easy. Landmines.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 7:47 am to LSULyle00690
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We have a neighbor (in his 60s) who lives across the alley.
Should have thought this out before purchasing/leasing the home if you enjoy being outside. Plenty of homes with yards in BHam suburbs.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 8:19 am to LSULyle00690
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