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What would the OT do: Neighbor problem
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:18 pm
Wife and I (we are in our early 30s), have a house here in Hoover with a patio and I love grilling and just hanging out on patio. We have a neighbor (in his 60s) who lives across the alley. Literally every time we are outside he invites himself over and stays for hours. We can never enjoy the patio alone. To make things worse, he's a big "know it all". I know y'all will have some sarcastic answers but I really can't be rude because he is ALWAYS HOME. It would be awkward every day. Every time I see him.
I can't think of any possible solution to this problem.
I can't think of any possible solution to this problem.
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Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:21 pm to LSULyle00690
Get a bunch of fudge.
Ball it up.
When your neighbor comes over, pretend to poop in your hand (it is actually the fudge.)
Have your wife say "That's a good one, honey."
As he stares in disbelief, eat the fudge.
He'll think you just ate shite.
He'll never come back.
Ball it up.
When your neighbor comes over, pretend to poop in your hand (it is actually the fudge.)
Have your wife say "That's a good one, honey."
As he stares in disbelief, eat the fudge.
He'll think you just ate shite.
He'll never come back.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:22 pm to Bluefin
Fence
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:23 pm to LSULyle00690
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This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 9:37 am
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:23 pm to LSULyle00690
Tell him to frick Off
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:24 pm to LSULyle00690
Next time he comes over mickey his drink.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:24 pm to LSULyle00690
Ignore him and speak pig Latin to each other then he will get the point Anh go away on his own.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:24 pm to LSULyle00690
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This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 9:37 am
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:24 pm to LSULyle00690
Ask him for a blow job; that will scare him off.....oh wait, I see you're in Alabama.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:24 pm to LSULyle00690
Hang LSU flag outside
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:25 pm to LSULyle00690
My parents have a similar problem with a man in his 80s. I think their strategy is waiting for him to die, though.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:25 pm to OysterPoBoy
I had one like that. He hid his whiskey bottle in the right ligustrum and his wife hid hers in the left ligustrum. From each other.
We just accepted drunk old neighbors. At least they went to bed early.
We just accepted drunk old neighbors. At least they went to bed early.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:26 pm to LSULyle00690
Dont wear pants. Just go outside and grill with no pants. Have your wife ignore the fact that you have no pants.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:26 pm to LSULyle00690
Fart a lot
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:27 pm to LSULyle00690
Tell Saban to go home, Kiffin is banging on one of his bedroom doors.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:28 pm to LSULyle00690
Wear shorts. Cross your legs and let your nuts hang out. Be obvious and then wink at him.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:28 pm to LSULyle00690
Put sprinklers between your patio and his yard, make sure the water doesn't hit you.
He will give up if he has to keep taking the long way around.
He will give up if he has to keep taking the long way around.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:29 pm to graychef
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by graychef
Seriously, grow a pair and tell him you'd rather enjoy the patio without his presence. It's just a neighbor.
Bad idea. You don't want to isolate your neighbor.
Just when he comes over ignore him or don't offer him anything to eat or drink. Just go about your business. If you ignore him he'll get the hint.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:30 pm to LSULyle00690
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Wife
Pics? Nudes preferred.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:30 pm to p0845330
get crazy drunk and tell him you are thinking about sawing his head off
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