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re: Case of the week - Evolved Simian
[quote]Head has a gap between her front teeth. She may have gained weight. Head often works as a waitress, hangs out at truck stops, and likes to travel with truck drivers. She is a smoker, likes to drink vodka, and frequents casinos. She has been married several times, possibly to as many as 10 men...
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re: 247Sports Report: Tennessee finalizing deal that will make Phillip Fulmer new AD - Evolved Simian
[quote] if nothing else it pisses off Bammers[/quote] I think you're greatly overestimating the impact of this hire....
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re: Fulmer emerges as leading candidate for AD - Evolved Simian
This is a joke, right? I can't see any way you wouldn't hire Blackburn. ...
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re: Congrats Bama: Justin Thomas - Evolved Simian
He's a fantastic player. Amazing what he did at Kapalua....
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re: Do you think the way we grow and distribute - Evolved Simian
Crops are grown more efficiently in certain geographic and climatologic regions. Also, only a few select locations are suitable for year round farming....
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re: I'm about to purchase a new vehicle. - Evolved Simian
Buy a Camry. Drive it for 12 years. Invest the money you would have spent on your next three cars....
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re: More heart breaking loss Bama or Cowboys - Evolved Simian
Well, I hate the Cowboys, so.......
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re: Old Conference family portraits - Evolved Simian
Lots of Indians up in there....
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re: Why do these trends continue to happen every year? - Evolved Simian
OP forgot that LSU hasn't beat Bama since Obama was in his third year as president....
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re: Are Peyton and Eli the only SEC QBs who can win an NFL playoff game? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Peyton[/quote] Not a football player anymore....
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re: Question about our debt ? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Umm..your graphs show that the majority of spending is for social programs of one form or another...soo... [/quote] Actually, it's even more. Almost half of the generic "military" number is to provide healthcare and lifetime pensions for former military. The other half (just more than...
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re: Food you just don't get the love for . . . - Evolved Simian
[quote]Pimento Cheese. Every 5 years or so, someone will convince me to try "the best ever" Pimento Cheese. And EVERY time, it still sucks. [/quote] I felt exactly the same way for over 40 years, then last year a friend made some to try to convince me to try it again. It was really good. ...
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re: Food you just don't get the love for . . . - Evolved Simian
[quote]Chewing gum is just disgusting [/quote] As are the people who chew it constantly....
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re: Comparable stats for 18 year old QBs in College Football - Evolved Simian
[quote]Cam Newton: 1 stolen HP laptop (0 games)[/quote] It was actually 43 yds passing 103 yds rushing 0 TDs He stole the laptop when he was a sophomore....
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re: If I posted my resume - Evolved Simian
You'd probably get a few legitimate suggestions scattered among the hundreds of typical responses....
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re: Ringling Brothers is no more - Evolved Simian
Thanks Obama....
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re: Why has our spineless Commish not corrected the UGA/AU scheduling? - Evolved Simian
Bama had to go to LSU back to back the first time the league expanded. Bama never got that game back, but it's no biggie, since Tiger Stadium is basically a guaranteed win....
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re: NOLA: Auditor says return $2b of FEMA money, your pipes were already crap - Evolved Simian
[quote]So what? Who do you think pays for New York, California and Texas infrastructure?? [/quote] Their own taxes....
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