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re: Guy spray painting swastikas on campus was..gasp.. Black - Evolved Simian
Did anybody really assume this wasn't faked?...
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re: Best threads in the history of this forum - Evolved Simian
[quote]Paint images not showing up. :([/quote]...
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re: War Eagles, what the frick happened to Pettway? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Plantar Fascitis.[/quote] If that's what it actually is, he shouldn't be in the game at all. Not only is he hobbled, but it will not ever heal if he's running on it. ...
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re: Best advice you wise men of the OT would give a man 24-26 yrs old? - Evolved Simian
[quote]If you want to be lonely forever.[/quote] It's advice for life, not dating....
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re: Best advice you wise men of the OT would give a man 24-26 yrs old? - Evolved Simian
Never apologize. Never concede. Never explain....
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re: The upper deck end zone sections - Evolved Simian
[quote]Long walk up? I'll have my 70 year old dad with me. [/quote] Yes. You can ride the golf cart up the ramp, but depending on where the seats are, there could be as many as 60 steps to climb....
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re: Remember when... - Evolved Simian
Can you refresh my memory please? Maybe some pics or gifs will help me 'member....
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re: Funny Maine Week 7 video - Evolved Simian
I'm gonna go ahead and accept his Linkedin request. :lol:...
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re: The last time your SEC West team beat LSU in Baton Rouge... - Evolved Simian
[quote]What is LSU's record in Tuscaloosa? [/quote] 9-12 (Lots of the games were in Birmingham or Mobile)...
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re: The last time your SEC West team beat LSU in Baton Rouge... - Evolved Simian
Alabama has only lost in Baton Rouge five times in the last 60 years. :nana:...
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re: Derek Mason - Evolved Simian
[quote]Their athletes have to be for real smart, not UNC smart. [/quote] Even UNC students don't have to be "UNC smart". They've got entire fake degree programs....
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re: Is anyone still up watching the Washington game? - Evolved Simian
Glad I stayed up for it. That last first down throw by Wilkins was pretty awesome....
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re: Describe Tennessee football in a country song title. - Evolved Simian
I'm Not Gonna Miss You...
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re: # 10 Auburn @ LSU CBS - Evolved Simian
What the he'll is this?...
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re: This only further proves that Auburn can’t win without another team’s QB - Evolved Simian
While I agree that they are shitty evaluators of young qb talent, they are pretty good at picking up free agents....
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re: # 10 Auburn @ LSU CBS - Evolved Simian
LSU DB's are bad at football. Very bad. ...
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re: # 10 Auburn @ LSU CBS - Evolved Simian
Three points is all it takes. This game is already over....
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re: 2017 Alabama High School Football Thread - Evolved Simian
[quote]6A [/quote] #3 Pinson Valley vs. Center Point was postponed until today due to a power outage. Pinson won 49-7...
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re: Class of 2018 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Coynis Miller to Auburn Edition - Evolved Simian
:lol: Doesn't seem happy. Hopefully he accepts it and doesn't go all April Justin....
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Gameday picker James Madison picked Duke to win GT-Miami game. - Evolved Simian
Immediately after letting the crew know that he was the 9th best president in history. Sigh. I remember when Gameday was actually worth watching....
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