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re: I can't wait to sell back my '14 VW Passat, here's my latest issue - Evolved Simian
[quote]are you not familiar with all the shite VW is in right now? [/quote] Everyone is. But most would understand that doesn't make a manufacturer or dealer responsible for fixing damage YOU caused....
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re: Should Auburn's 2010 national championship have an asterisk placed next to it? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Should your arse have a foot kicked in it for being such a dumb gump? [/quote] So joeyb is now a gump, kills is too, and someone posted the pic of Uncle Miltie Corleone flipping a bird while wearing his ankle monitor? And I thought this was going to be a wasted thread......
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: No Safeties For You Edition - Evolved Simian
[quote]Yall let Chris Black go to Mizzou[/quote] Pretty sure grad transfers can go anywhere they want and play immediately. Different situation....
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re: Governor Bentley calls special session for Alabama lottery - Evolved Simian
[quote]We don't have an education funding problem. [/quote] We do, but it's at the local level....
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re: Educate me on shaving, men of the OTB - Evolved Simian
Buy a middling (not super cheap disposable) razor. I shave in the shower. Using soap. Shaving cream is a waste of money. If you dry the razor after you use it (some people wipe them with a mineral or vegetable oil, but I just make sure mine is dry), it will last a very, very long time. Ma...
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re: Honestly, I don't believe Alabama cheats at football. They're a clean program - Evolved Simian
[quote]BHMKyle [/quote] Wild exaggeration actually weakens your point, Kyle....
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re: Honestly, I don't believe Alabama cheats at football. They're a clean program - Evolved Simian
[quote]I'm the Ernest Hemingway of SEC Rant posters. [/quote] You certainly are. The man loved nothing more than baiting a hook. And cabana boys. He was very fond of cabana boys. Top notch post as always, kills....
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re: Was State the 1941 national champion? - Evolved Simian
[quote]That's not how it works. Universities don't CLAIM championships, they simply ACKNOWLEDGE championships that have been AWARDED to them. In 1941 Alabama Men's Quarterly (or some shit) awarded the Crimson Tide a national championship trophy. It took 40+ years, but Alabama finally overcame th...
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re: Honestly, I don't believe Alabama cheats at football. They're a clean program - Evolved Simian
[quote]Albert Means, and my bad it was 1999[/quote] LULZ. That's QB money. They got him for half that. Nobody pays full retail. I bet car dealers love you....
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re: Who wins the SEC Championship first of the bottom 8 - Evolved Simian
Arkansas A&M Missouri Others....
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re: Boyfriend Caught Cheating with Big Booty! - Evolved Simian
"Beyonce looking bitch"?? :wtf: That fat arse in the gif is disgusting....
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re: Tony Brown suspension to be 4 games - Evolved Simian
[quote]4 games[/quote] Sounds about right. If it were LSU, he'd have to fail six more tests before it even went to the team to vote. I wonder if he regrets not following his sister so he'd be free from consequences....
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re: Was State the 1941 national champion? - Evolved Simian
State is not in the discussion. Minnesota has the legitimate right to recognize that one....
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re: Governor Bentley calls special session for Alabama lottery - Evolved Simian
[quote]This moron is just trying to distract everyone from what's going on by bringing up something he's opposed since he took over.[/quote] He's said several times he doesn't object to it being put on a ballot for the people to vote on. [quote]My old high school is going through budget cuts e...
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re: Governor Bentley calls special session for Alabama lottery - Evolved Simian
[quote]That doesn't mean they'll necessarily put it to the education fund, but lord knows schools in AL need it. [/quote] This is not an education lottery. The money would go to the General Fund so they don't have to borrow from the Education Fund anymore....
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re: Just a few pics that you may find interesting. - Evolved Simian
[quote]I bet the tubes to cool off at the drive in restaurant were the talk of the town. [/quote] Pretty brilliant to use your internet tubes to bring cold air and the web to your customers in their car....
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Texas woman "sexually assaulted" at a Japanese steakhouse in Tennessee. - Evolved Simian
[link=(http://www.wvtm13.com/national/woman-claims-urinating-toy-sexually-assaulted-her-at-restaurant/40905152?utm_source=Social&utm_medium=FBPAGE&utm_campaign=WVTM%2013&Content%20Type=Video)]News report, including an interview with the victims[/link] Not even sure what to say about this one. :l...
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re: Offseason thread: post the fan music videos done by SEC fanbases - Evolved Simian
[quote]You asked for it, you get it LINK [/quote] How was lizhoney not the first video posted in this thread?...
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re: Alabama is so broke it may start a state lottery - Evolved Simian
[quote]Christian Coalition/Moral Majority groups are the reason Alabama doesn't have a state lottery[/quote] The Poarch band of Creek Indians are the reason there is no lottery. They have paid tens of millions to ensure that it hasn't reached a ballot in two decades....
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re: Rename the mascots of the SEC given your own personal choice - Evolved Simian
[quote]Sorry, you are wrong.[/quote] I am unquestionably right. I don't understand why you guys are so upset that the rest of us know that there are, in fact, two Auburn mascots. ...
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