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re: What Job Perks do you get?
Posted on 8/6/15 at 4:54 pm to JAXTiger16
Posted on 8/6/15 at 4:54 pm to JAXTiger16
7 month vacations?
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Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:06 pm to musick
My boss is a blonde with nice tits.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:13 pm to musick
Work whenever I want. Can no call no show with no repercussions. Can make tips can pocket all the money except for taxes and goods. Can take 30-40 vacation days a year.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:18 pm to fr33manator
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I get to work from home sometimes.
There is nothing quite like having a cup of coffee, sitting on my leather sofa, in my skivvies, and writing a report.
I work from home every day. I have been watching the Back to the Future trilogy on AMC in between phone calls and paperwork. I usually find time to take a nap most days but I had payroll to knock out today and didn't have time.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:37 pm to jennBN
Unlimited bjs from my Secretary.
Only problem is that he won't shave his mustache.
Only problem is that he won't shave his mustache.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:45 pm to musick
AKA deployments but I would hardly call them that.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:48 pm to musick
4 weeks vacation
40% 401k match that nets me an extra 7k/year
Beer time on Fridays
Very Liberal expense account
Hardly any travel
Quarterly bonuses
Free soft drinks, snacks
Laptop, ipad, phone paid
Work from home when I want
40% 401k match that nets me an extra 7k/year
Beer time on Fridays
Very Liberal expense account
Hardly any travel
Quarterly bonuses
Free soft drinks, snacks
Laptop, ipad, phone paid
Work from home when I want
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:52 pm to musick
-Free downtown garage parking
-Free RTD pass
-Half day Fridays
-Get to use my own credit card for work expenses with full reimbursement (this is clutch for points instead of having to use a company purchase card)
-Ridiculous health club membership discount
-1:1 401k match up to 6%
-annual bonus
-annual restricted stock award
-annual market merit raise
-healthcare, dental, life, short term, etc, etc
-free phone
-laptop
-snacks, drinks, etc in the kitchen
-Free RTD pass
-Half day Fridays
-Get to use my own credit card for work expenses with full reimbursement (this is clutch for points instead of having to use a company purchase card)
-Ridiculous health club membership discount
-1:1 401k match up to 6%
-annual bonus
-annual restricted stock award
-annual market merit raise
-healthcare, dental, life, short term, etc, etc
-free phone
-laptop
-snacks, drinks, etc in the kitchen
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:54 pm to musick
Get To stare at young college tits whenever I'm in the office
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:59 pm to Clyde Tipton
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Awesome.
You laugh, but there are plenty people out there working for companies that make you buy them out of a machine. Or like my last job, have a stocked fridge and it is only for guests or the CEO.
Thank goodness I don't deal with that crap anymore.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:01 pm to LouisianaLady
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LouisianaLady
Shhhhh, the men are talking about work
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:02 pm to musick
I get 30 days of vacation a year, I've been to 51 countries on 6 continents (will make it 7 when I visit Australia next week), I can carry anything I want to back into the US without customs checks, I can retire at 20 years and have a pension immediately for the rest of my life, I have free health care (even tho it sucks).
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:02 pm to musick
Hotel suites whenever I want
Meeting tons of girls that are on vacation looking to have a good time with a what happens in Vegas attitude.
Meeting tons of girls that are on vacation looking to have a good time with a what happens in Vegas attitude.
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:04 pm to djangochained
Har har.
I've been working since I was 15.
So 10 years 
I've been working since I was 15.
So 10 years This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:05 pm to musick
i work for the state. pay is shite but the perks.. 
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:09 pm to LouisianaLady
Sorry I thought you were old
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:30 pm to musick
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This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 7:20 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 7:13 pm to musick
Job in college I could play all the free golf I wanted.
The Mexicans would hook me up with legit tortillas too.
Now I'm depressed these are the highlights of my life's job perks.
The Mexicans would hook me up with legit tortillas too.
Now I'm depressed these are the highlights of my life's job perks.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 7:15 pm to musick
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I just started a new job and I can get free sodas (coke, dr pepper, sprite) bottled water, coffee, all day long, and lunch is bought once a week for our department by the company, and the director takes us out on him once a week. Free health care, matched 401k, paid vacation and holidays, laptop and surface pro.
How long do you get for lunch? If you get an hour, I would hate this
Posted on 8/6/15 at 7:28 pm to Monday
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Surrounded by negativity and people who constantly talk behind backs and think work life should be fair.
Damn dude. Where the hell you working these days?
I get free pizza at my job. And I get to drive around flirt with bitches.
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