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re: What do you gym rats think of the "dad bod?"
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:37 am to hendersonshands
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:37 am to hendersonshands
quote:
You ever get your dad dick in?
fml dos
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Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:38 am to Pilot Tiger
quote:
yea, I try to let my towel accidently drop a couple times a week at the gym
This "gym" place sounds fun... sign me up.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:39 am to hendersonshands
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I'm just ready to have a dad dick at this point
is that where you need pills in order to smash these: .jpg)
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:39 am to Pilot Tiger
I can't wait.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:39 am to FootballNostradamus
quote:
Fat chicks love dad bods.
I've hooked up with some pretty damned good looking girls with great bodies while I had a beer and pizza body in college.
I've started working out to get in shape and lose a little weight, but I never want to look like "the guy that works out". My wife would make fun of me if I looked like one of those guys who enjoys his mirror time at the gym. Although there are plenty of guys who are great guys that love to work out, a shite ton of them are doing it to compensate for just being a terrible douche. Be successful, funny, and likable, and you can get plenty even if you're 5'10" 250# (never been close to that personally but seen those that could pull). Some girls care. Most don't.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:39 am to HoustonTiger2008
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is that where you need pills in order to smash these:
Literally the gayest thing I've ever seen posted here.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:40 am to SabiDojo
The thing about dad bod that makes women want us so bad, is the lack of self awareness.
Women wish they could be bout that dad bod. It's not until they're in their 60's when they give up, and attain dad bod enlightenment. But alas, it's too late.
Women wish they could be bout that dad bod. It's not until they're in their 60's when they give up, and attain dad bod enlightenment. But alas, it's too late.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:40 am to HoustonTiger2008
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:40 am to terd ferguson
quote:
Literally the gayest thing I've ever seen posted here.
You talking about fletching my anus was worse.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:41 am to HoustonTiger2008
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fletching my anus
You want me to make arrows out of your butthole.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:43 am to white perch
quote:They're not mutually exclusive. You can have all three. Confidence does trump all.
Women don't want washboard abs, they want confidence and success.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:55 am to MetArl15
your perceived value as a mate trumps all
if you are or appear to be of high value, women will want you
of course, there's always the 2 rules of dating
1. be attractive
2. don't be unattractive
if you are or appear to be of high value, women will want you
of course, there's always the 2 rules of dating
1. be attractive
2. don't be unattractive
Posted on 5/1/15 at 9:02 am to KG6
quote:
Be successful, funny, and likable
Fairly confident all of those rank much higher to a woman than abs. You nailed it.
Thank god too.....I'm no fatty but I don't have the discipline to achieve abs.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 9:12 am to DeathValley85
She likes that pudge lulz
Posted on 5/1/15 at 9:12 am to SmackoverHawg
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Til we rep that pussy shite you dainty guys max out on. We fricking STRONG. Real strength. Putting lawnmowers into the back of a truck, carrying a 25HP outboard with one hand, moving shite for the woman, jar opening, pussy crushing, one punch and done, country arse strong.
AKA, Old man strength. It really doesn't come on you until you have a couple of kids. I proudly rock the Dad Bod.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 9:13 am to DeathValley85
Just make sure your chest sticks out more then your belly when standing straight up. Nobody with a real life and family has time for washboard abs Unless you are a naturally skinny dude...
Posted on 5/1/15 at 9:13 am to DeathValley85
It only becomes a real problem when you can't film your chick giving dome.
Anything before that is just sex appeal.
Anything before that is just sex appeal.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 9:18 am to Tiger Ryno
Yeah. It's possible to keep the dickdo away and still have dad bod.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 9:22 am to SmackoverHawg
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Til we rep that pussy shite you dainty guys max out on. We fricking STRONG. Real strength. Putting lawnmowers into the back of a truck, carrying a 25HP outboard with one hand, moving shite for the woman, jar opening, pussy crushing, one punch and done, country arse strong.
Hell of a post, Smackover.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 9:24 am to SmackoverHawg
Sig worthy!!!!!!!!!!
Can I borrow?
Can I borrow?
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