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Uber Driver Swapped Ride For Oral Sex

Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:20 pm
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:20 pm


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An Uber driver was arrested yesterday afternoon for exchanging a ride in return for oral sex from a woman who pleasured him inside his vehicle, according to Florida police reports.
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Cops spotted driver Jason Lynch, 42, picking up a woman Wednesday in a St. Petersburg area “known for prostitution activity.” After driving to a parking lot, Lynch was spotted by undercover officers “receiving oral sex in his vehicle” from Elizabeth Santos, 41.

Lynch, the reports allege, had “his penis exposed” in “full view of the public.”

After Lynch was detained, he reportedly admitted “exchanging a ride in his vehicle for oral sex.”


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Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:21 pm to
Yeah, but how did she rate him?
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13544 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:21 pm to
I see nothing wrong with this commercial bartering between consenting adults.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:22 pm to
Sounds like a good trade to me
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:23 pm to
Seems like these cops are unfamiliar with the law of "Cash, grass, or arse, nobody rides for free"
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21500 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:23 pm to
It ain't gon suck itself.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76378 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

see nothing wrong with this commercial bartering between consenting adults.

Yeah but the children
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69111 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:25 pm to
I don't see the problem. Gas, grass or arse no one rides for free.

Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

I see nothing wrong with this commercial bartering between consenting adults.
Posted by motionmagic
Mobile, Alabama
Member since Nov 2010
831 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:29 pm to
2, 1
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6206 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:31 pm to
Fake Taxi just got real.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35220 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:32 pm to
You have to buy her food first to make it legal.
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:32 pm to
Fighting real crime...
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12919 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:32 pm to
Seems like good honest bartering, considering that she pre-paid.

The risk she took is that he might have wanted a nap or a snack right after, and wouldn't drive her to destination.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:33 pm to
My question is, did that let him finish before arresting him?
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51807 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:33 pm to
The barter system is what this country was founded on.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:37 pm to
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Sounds like a good trade to me



I don't know, it would have to be a pretty far walk for me to blow a guy instead.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67591 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:38 pm to
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had “his penis exposed” in “full view of the public.”


I never have to worry about that
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12919 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:38 pm to
Imagine if our system of currency was not backed by gold, but by bj's.
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:39 pm to
Remind me why this is anyone's business other than their own?
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