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Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:58 pm to mack the knife
I bet the maid would be glad to know your TD handle is a song Ella Fitzgerald won a Grammy for.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:59 pm to Pledge
In high school my gf's parents found a pregnancy test in the trash can and called me over immediately to talk. I thought I handled it well and took the arse chewing, but my gf wasn't having any of it and started to get heated. Her mom made a comment about how unprepared we were for a child and my gf stood up and says "as if, mom, he pulls out."
I was sick to my stomach and her dad went berserk and tore into her and kicked me out. We actually lasted like 4 more years after that clusterfrick though.
To this day I don't know why she said it. Obviously we weren't that careful hence the used, yet negative pregnancy test, and even if we were, why would you ever tell your parents your bf is pulling out when you frick.
I was sick to my stomach and her dad went berserk and tore into her and kicked me out. We actually lasted like 4 more years after that clusterfrick though.
To this day I don't know why she said it. Obviously we weren't that careful hence the used, yet negative pregnancy test, and even if we were, why would you ever tell your parents your bf is pulling out when you frick.
This post was edited on 6/10/16 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 6/10/16 at 6:00 pm to alajones
I had to tell mine my ex girlfriend was pregnant. That was my most cringe
Posted on 6/10/16 at 6:02 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
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took about 7-8 years for her to get over it ( not exaggerating)
Then she's a bitch.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 6:09 pm to liz18lsu
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I swallow out of convenience, Dad.
So, um...
You sucked your dad's dick?
Posted on 6/10/16 at 6:10 pm to bayourougebengal
Yeah I'm interested in how that sentence gets thrown into a conversation with your father.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 6:21 pm to Pledge
Unfortunately when I was 5 or 6, I was hiding in the bathroom in the area where the garbage can and dirty clothes were kept. When my brother found me I had this bottle thing in my hand trying to figure it out.. My brother is 10 yrs older than I, but he just started laughing and asked me if I put it in my mouth. He tells it as if I wasn't sure whether I did or not, but it ended up being a douche bottle.
He told me later in life what it was, at the time I didn't know, but one day he was like "you remember when you were little and you hide from me in the bathroom and you hand a bottle in your hand?" I remembered something like that accuring when he mentioned it then he said "that was momma douche bottle you sick frick. And I asked you if you put your mouth on it and you just looked at me like you were thinking about it and said no as if you realized that it would be bad if you said yes".
He told me later in life what it was, at the time I didn't know, but one day he was like "you remember when you were little and you hide from me in the bathroom and you hand a bottle in your hand?" I remembered something like that accuring when he mentioned it then he said "that was momma douche bottle you sick frick. And I asked you if you put your mouth on it and you just looked at me like you were thinking about it and said no as if you realized that it would be bad if you said yes".
Posted on 6/10/16 at 7:05 pm to dgnx6
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member watching American beauty and spacey starts masterbating in bed next to the wife. I started cracking up, my dad looked at me, why are you laughing and starts chuckling. I guess he found out rt then I knew what jerking off was
He thought you were laughing at him cause that's whet he did next to your mom.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 7:10 pm to slackster
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Yeah I'm interested in how that sentence gets thrown into a conversation with your father.
When you grow up Latin Mass Catholic and dad decides to ask you, in college, if you are still living by the credo you were raised with, and for some reason...you are honest
Posted on 6/10/16 at 7:11 pm to Pledge
At a family gathering I blurted out that my high school girlfriend gave me a handjob in the back of the Bronco when our family was on the way to Disney World. I can't recall the context of the conversation that brought out that detail a couple years ago.
This post was edited on 6/10/16 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 6/10/16 at 7:26 pm to liz18lsu
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When you grow up Latin Mass Catholic and dad decides to ask you, in college, if you are still living by the credo you were raised with, and for some reason...you are honest
Still just can't imagine a daughter saying that lol. Also, the question still stands. Did you blow your dad? The OT would never judge.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 7:42 pm to bayourougebengal
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Did you blow your dad?
Many others, not dad, sorry to disappoint
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:06 pm to liz18lsu
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:42 pm to biglego
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The cringiest things you have ever told your parents. by biglego
about my Oedipus complex
An underrated comment, I must say.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:43 pm to biglego
I laughed
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:44 pm to LucasP
I don't need your pity laugh
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:48 pm to bayourougebengal
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Still just can't imagine a daughter saying that lol. Also, the question still stands. Did you blow your dad? The OT would never judge.
Her handle isn't liz18bama. That should be a clue.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:49 pm to Pledge
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The cringiest things you have ever told your parents.
"I'm doing Pledge's mom"
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:53 pm to biglego
I'll see you in hell
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